lucy: twain just learned that humans can fit a lightbulb into their mouth with ease but cannot get it out without shattering it

lucy: I had to physically restrain a grown man from putting a lightbulb in his mouth

I have longed to draw Mark with headphones, but I was in a massive art block ;-;

《You?》

No one can get me to get over the way Mark looked at John when he said he is going to stay in Yokohama. I love them.

ʷʰʸ ᵈᵒ ⁱ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵈʳᵃʷ ᵉʸᵉˢ ⁱ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ, ⁱᵗ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶠᵉᵉˡˢ ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ

Sorry, it is 1 AM and I needed some Teddy bear hugging, so I imagine Mark going to an amusement park, played some shooting game, and a Teddy bear was his reward.

No I didn’t design his outfit, the design is from a bungo related game.

ᵖˡᵃʸ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐᵉ…

You can’t tell me that some people dislike Teddy bear and plushie in general and Mark is one of them.

《Out like a light, eh?》

Please don’t ask me why Twain is always sleeping in half the twainbeck art I drew

Now! Just in time for Valentine’s day! A little something to prove that I’m alive

dazaistabletop:

I just wanna know who gave Mark Twain a rifle

Like he had to learn how at some point and he’s so good I’m assuming he learned from a relative or something and has been at least gone along on hunting trips since he was young

But who would trust him, little Mark Twain, with a weapon

Ok but the image of little Mark first time going hunting with his family member is just so cute I have to visualize it

He’d totally one-shot the rabbit but I refuse to believe that he didn’t get a bit scared doing his own shot at first

ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶠᵒʳᵍⁱᵛᵉ ᵐʸ ᵖᵒᵒʳ ᵛⁱˢᵘᵃˡⁱᶻⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵏⁱˡˡ

I hope it’s not too late to celebrate the Christmas cards debuted in Tale!

You thought your man was gonna be smooth but the snow out-smoothed him

That was really bad I’m sorry

Let’s go to trick or treat!

v. The design source, from a game called “Bungo Stray dogs: Tale of the lost”

old BSD video game– based on that specific Mark card from Mayoi. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING!

Mark Twain [HC] {sfw}

If someone catcalled their s/o.

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✧ Let’s be honest, if someone complimented your face, he’d agree with them. But as soon as their eyes move down your body and have the audacity to howl a distasteful comment at you, he’s pissed. He doesn’t show it though. On the outside, he says something to shoo them off and seems sort of irritated but on the inside, he is just boiling with rage.

✧ He does one of two things, either gets verbal with them, or shows them that you’re his. He’ll spin your around almost playfully as if he didn’t hear a thing and lock lips with you passionately, eyes closed when he initiates it, but he’ll coldly open them slightly to make eye-contact with the disgusting individual as if he could kill them with his glare.

✧ He doesn’t really know what to do about how you feel afterwards. He could tell you’re uncomfortable and all he can really offer are “it’s okay” and a shower of compliments you know come from deep within his heart. He’ll shower you with praise about everything else either than your body, saying how much you mean to him, how intelligent you are, etc.

✧ If you’re feeling insecure about your body—feeling like your body is to blame, he’ll take you to his bed and just cover your whole body with his soft kisses. He won’t say a word and just shower you in all the kisses he feels you deserve. He really doesn’t know how to verbally use his mouth so kisses it is, is what he believes.

✧ He’ll come back later without you knowing to beat the absolute sense out of the harasser, with his friends of course. There’s no mercy, no apology accepted, no forgiveness. No one makes the love of his life uncomfortable, no one.

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✧ March 28th, 2019 ✧