literally-a-piece-of-trash:

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

• touch starved
• my parents never told me they are proud of me
• i love Stuff
• im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes
• hey pay attention to me

fandomlockedfan:

speedyshepherd:

mutantapologist:

Traumatized control freaks will be like “I love Scott Summers ”

cyber-junkyard:

theshowisdone:

i have such a big crush on oswald its not even a joke anymore its mental illness

vampsilk:

“i just like my alone time” i say as if loneliness hasn’t been all i’ve known since childhood

spiderbones69:

When all of my blorbos are my own ocs so I can’t consume content about them unless I make it

shigarettosuika:

dingdongyouarewrong:

honestly if teleporters ever got invented during my lifetime i would be the most annoying analog boomer about it. my grandkids would be like ugh, grandma, why don’t you just take a teleporter trip to come visit us, we all do it all the time and it’s obviously safe and i would be like absolutely not. it kills you and reconstitutes a copy with your exact memories. you are consciously my grandchildren and i do not hold it against you but i know in my heart that you are nothing but copies of copies of copies borne out of irresponsible technology use. i am not touching that devil’s elevator as long as i live. i will take an airplane and you will wait for the several hours it takes for me to come visit you

allthingsfeedism:

mini-squish:

By “wife”, you mean a fat ass brat that you keep high, fuck and feed all day, right?

true

nowritingonthewall:

When you wake up from your afternoon nap at 0.20 a.m.

mememic-bry:

me? letting an entire fic play out in my head from beginning to end and not writing a single thing down, thus forever sealing it in my brain as a self-indulgent relic that will never see the light of day?? 

it’s exactly as likely as you think

dankmemeuniversity:

books-read-in-nooks:

Me: “I have read all my books. I’m constantly reading and re-reading them-”

My books:

retentivehysteric:

non native english speaker culture is constantly switching between british and american spelling and writing words however you prefer without caring about consistency and you dont really always know which is which anyway

ravioling:

When TC wears your fav shirt:

romancefairy:

me describing my favorite fictional characters:

bayverse-go-boom:

The Transformers fandom summed up in one short movie clip:

eldarwen333:

killjoy-assbutt-1112:

pussyverson:

viva-la-nostalgia:

If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

Bruh every night is a new chapter or a plot with alternative end

Exactly!

Or you replay the same chapter over and over again, with slight variations every time, until it’s exactly how you want it…

heathyr:

my toxic trait is that if i am ever inconvenienced emotionally at any time i think oh, i deserve food delivery

friedesgreatscythe:

chronicintrovert:

self-care is spending 90% of your day absorbed in fictional worlds/characters to avoid thinking about or engaging with your very real problems

oh god please stop saying things like this fjdlsk

anxietyproblem: