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brudesworld:Frank Frazetta  Both incredible artists, but Frankie’s work cracks me up in the same way

brudesworld:

Frank Frazetta 

Both incredible artists, but Frankie’s work cracks me up in the same way that Ruben’s does where they draw these women in distress, but they all have thunder thighs so like. I feel like they realistically could take care of whatever the issue is with one good kick.


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sonoko-arts:

it’s been a while since ive had energy to draw anything please send me 6 characters for me to do fanart of for that meme

I need another 4 characters please and ty

it’s been a while since ive had energy to draw anything please send me 6 characters for me to do fanart of for that meme

Could you PM or message me off anon and explain what you mean? I don’t feel super comfortable having an in-depth conversation in a public space where things might get misconstrued! Thanks!

Summary of 2019 B) template from @asterianmonarch on deviantart!

Summary of 2019 B) 

template from @asterianmonarch on deviantart!


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My ideal Muppet public domain story movie adaptation would’ve been a Muppet Frankenstein movie around the 80s/90s and the one human cast member would’ve been Bruce Campbell as Adam/The Creature.

My first instinct was for Kermit to be Victor but now that I think about it it would probably be Gonzo. Piggy would still be Elizabeth tho. Victor’s professor that dunks on him for studying alchemy and shit would be split into 2 roles so it could be Statler and Waldorf. The one that encourages him would be Doctor Teeth. And the sweet family in the cabin that the creature watches would be the rest of the Electric Mayhem band just because. Fozzie is the guy on the ship that watches Victor die or whatever. Send post

bumblin-bees:

Cottagecore Representation.

Jason Harderwijk- unknown shoot

Park So Ra- Style Nando, 2020

@//nycxclothes on Instagram

@//dwihandaanda on Instagram

Unknown image [lmk if anyone knows the source!]

Jeenu Mahadevan by Renate Torseth

twinklady-girlfaggot:

Me in court: “Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury…”

*Lifts shirt*

“I plead the tits”

*Jury cheers and applause*

The judge: “Not guilty!” *Bangs gavel*

Phryne Before the Jury

lindisfarnegospels:

i’m not wife material i would kill and eat you

daevite:

disabled artist (still) in need of help with credit card and medical bills

new post since my other one lost what little traction it got but i’m a 23 y/o physically and mentally disabled/ill person (+gay and trans, though not super relevant) who’s no longer able to work full-time hours due to health problems, trying to get things adequately assessed and documented in order to get proper treatment and apply for ssdi, and soon to be taking classes at a university. currently i very much need help paying off what i owe for doctor’s appointments due to insurance bullshit and my credit card balance that’s built up as a result of me losing my wallet, not having a debit card for a while since my first replacement never showed up so i could only use my credit card for things like food and gas, urgent car repairs (~$120), and my meds that i absolutely cannot go without costing full price due to insurance bullshit ($295).

i don’t make enough money on my own to cover this stuff and i’ll have some assistance from my ex-boyfriend/roommate but we both need to start saving in order to move come the end of august since we broke up and need a bigger apartment (especially since our relationship wasn’t healthy.) i’m in the negatives as of writing this post and don’t get paid until friday but i have essentials covered for the time being so i can focus most of my funds going to these bills. i’m accepting ko-fi commissions (starting at 25 USD) or donations.i have until may 26th to get the credit card paid off but the medical bills i’m trying to get covered asap before they get sent to collections. altogether, as of writing this post, i need about 700 USD.

paypal.me/sardonicdoll

venmo:@IthelLovik

cashapp:$IthelLovik

5.03.2022: $0/700

thank you for reading and please reblog this post if you see it!

my life situation atm is unstable and keeps going from “should be okay” to “haha uh-oh” so i apologize for me panicking a lot. my ex-bf might still be amenable to continuing to live with me but he could very well change his mind again (though he isn’t gonna break the lease if he does leave.) even if he doesn’t change his mind though i’ll still need be in need of help stabilizing my finances as i’m getting minimal hours at work (+having to leave early pretty often due to trauma symptoms), not much clientele for art (thank you to those who have commissioned me though), and may or may not be starting school here pretty soon (my adviser wants me to call and ensure i’m enrolled in the summer term which if i can just start attending in fall instead i might do that because that can give me more time to work.) i’ve gotten 2/3 of my medical bills paid but more urgently is my card balance, i need a refill on my adhd meds soon (i have 1 dose left) and i’ll need to request PA for it again but idk how much it’ll be if it gets approved (usually after PA it’s $180 which is the majority of my paycheck atm), and i need to take one of my cats to the vet because he might have an eye infection. this isn’t MAJORLY urgent like i’m not gonna die or starve or anything but still relatively urgent especially since the future of my housing is somewhat up in the air for me. thank you!

5.19.2022: $220/700

might get ice cream w friends friday ??1!2!2!2!2!2!!1!2&38,&/9/

i’m not getting enough donations and no one else is commissioning me lol idrk what to do. i’ve asked for more work hours b4 i start school and they haven’t given them to me bc of the new people we hired.

ex doesn’t fully know if he wants to leave or not and i think it’d be better for both of us to room for multiple reasons despite our toxicity bc the alternatives are worse than that but we’ll see what happens. he has to think about it.

started playing stardew recently and i have achieved inner peace tbh

the physical effects of grief are not talked about nearly enough

@ the universe if you had beef all you had to do was fight me

my new pride icon is so cute thanks @wheelernance❤️

best buy marketing team: ok it’s pride month we need to find a way to sell to The Gays™ despite not being able to personalize most of our inventory

best buy execs: god fine i guess if we have to? how are you gonna do that

best buy marketing team: *gestures vaguely* something about — more, you know? more pride. more celebrating. more of — more of—

best buy execs: *pointing at an ambiguously queer group picture* …this?

best buy marketing team: *snaps fingers*bingo

My tc and I were talking about a teacher who left the school because he was under some suspicion with his female students…

My tc: I heard he let girls sit on his lap! Can you believe that?!

Me: *nervously sweating* Haha, what kind of girl would want to do that!?

My brain: YOU BITCH

My tc literally just told me:

“Yeah I like food but I especially like it when you make it.”

The TC’s desk imagines:

⁃ Imagine your TC, stressfully working at their desk, and you coming up from behind them, arms wrapping around their shoulders in comfort
⁃ Imagine skipping over to your TC’s desk and plopping down in their lap, just to watch your TC’s face grin down lovingly at your silly behavior
⁃ Imagine sitting on your TC’s desk with a sultry smile, as your TC looks up at you with longing, lustful eyes
⁃ Imagine your TC letting you use their desk computer as you sat in their lap, looking up whatever ridiculous videos came to mind
⁃ Imagine your TC shoving all their work off their desk and laying you down on it, your legs wrapping around their body as their hands moved up yours

Okay but does anyone else really want to sit in their TC’s lap while they’re working at their desk or is it just me

Whenever I go somewhere I like to imagine how much more fun it would be if you were there with me

Things I miss:

- when he’d stand with his arm over me against the wall
- when he’d come up from behind me and lean over to watch me work
- when we’d accidentally touch hands
- when he’d laugh at the little things I would do
- when he’d get excited to show me something and I could see a childish spark in his eyes
- when he’d make fun of my shoes but I knew he was joking
- when he’d say things like “Of course I like you!”
- …him

I haven’t really had time to draw much this semester, but if anyone wonders what I’ve been up to instead it’s been fantasizing about burning both my research paper and this reconstruction I’ve been working on for way too long. Welcome to the chaos that is my workspace.

(Detail from a Rembrandt. Lower left corner is left unfinished to reveal lower layers)

I’m taking a break from making art for the T/OG fandom. I have no idea when or if I’ll be back on it. I never partake in fandom d/rama, it stresses me out badly, but fuck it. This is related to the recent c/allout and shockingly toxic and disingenuous people who’s been harassing and bullying creators and fans in general out of the fandom (and off the platform) for months. I’m tired. I don’t care about your argumentation if you prioritize fictional characters over the real people you target. It’s inexcusable.

I guess this is also my official “I wish all drama stirring fandom police a very pleasant unfollow me”.

somethingscarlet13:

God I wish more than anything that the memory lane scene in dr strange 2 showed Stephen remembering Tony. Can you imagine that? He steps on the plate that will show one of his best most cherished memories and you think “oh of course it’s gonna be him and Christine” but its not, instead it’s a memory of him and Tony, and you get to sit in the theater realizing it wasn’t Christine who was the love of his life, it was Tony?? The one he misses most of all is Tony?? God, that would have been fantastic

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