lionessleone:

Other artists: *draws lots of stuff every day*

me: *runs out of energy and needs to take a nap for 300 years after drawing one shitty sketch of a character bust*

alliedn:

you know, like a liar

not-withoutyou:

#slow burn (because the author never updates)

shigarettosuika:

marvel-slash-geek:

erens-jaeger-bombs:

it’s so frustrating when your fic ideas are bigger than your writing abilities 

even worse when your laziness is bigger than both your ideas and writing abilities

cloud-doc:

mama didn’t raise a quitter she raised a burnt out perfectionist who settles for mediocrity

shigarettosuika:

m-elioras:

my heart is full of eight musical ghouls and a disaster rat man and i’ll never experience a fondness of this level about anyone ever again

sweetiepie08:

Sometimes falling in love with a character is about seeing yourself in a character, or what you could be, and drawing strength and inspiration from them.

And sometimes it’s like finding an angry opossum in a dumpster, eating your trash, and deciding it’s your baby.

dozingdracula:

strawbunniess:

Concept: I’ve been a broken dumb doll for you for so long that even the slightest comments nudge my mind into doing what pleases you.

Mention that you like girls with red hair? I can’t stop thinking about dying my hair. Mention that you like a certain thing? I learn to make it, I learn to do it, I learn to be it.

I don’t even consciously notice the tracks my mind is on until it’s too late.

mold yourself to please me.

Y'all…

They made Lord Zedd-themed sneakers…

If these were actually made by Lord Zedd, they would carry a terrible curse…and I’m here for it.*

*I assure you I’m not paid by any party.

prokopetz:

Like, there are definitely no universal rules for editing one’s writing, but at some point you’ve gotta step back, examine your reaction, and ask yourself: is this particular piece of editing advice bad in the abstract, or is it more that no piece of editing advice would ever be acceptable to you because you resent the fact you can’t just write it once and have it be perfect on the very first try?

okay but have you considered this?

silenttccries:

what brand of insufferable cross of humanities student and tumblr user are you

jamespottuh:

me: i want to pursue my dreams in literature, the humanities, and the arts!

also me: passion??? in this economy????

anexperimentallife:

It’s me I’m three.

ys19:

Why am I still ordering clothes? Where am I going?

brightindie:

me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like…idk…idk…idk man. Nvm I’m good.

straightboyfriend:

Aquarians are proof that astrology is real coz there’s no other reason that they act like…. that

War

Look I know I do weird things.

I know you judge.

Stop thinking I’m going to cause a war.

I have seizures.

That’s enough to deal with right now, okay?!

You are the one causing the war.

I attack you.

You make me mad.

If you want a war,

Get a war.

I don’t want one.

Much less make one.

I suggest you do the same.

Save lives.