#camp camp gwen

Gwen is so cute ❤

Max: Thanks, Dad.

Everyone: ….

Max: Why is everyone staring at me?

Gwen: You just called David dad. You said, “thanks, dad.”

Max: What? No, I didn’t. I said thanks, man.

David: Do you see me as a father figure, Max?

Max: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me.

Quartermaster: Hey! Show your father some respect.

Max: I didn’t call him dad!

David: No, no. Max, I take it as a compliment.

Neil: It’s not a big deal. My dad called my mom “mom” once, and she’s his ex-wife.

Max: Guys, jump on that! Neil’s dad has psycho-sexual issues.

Nikki: Old news, but you calling David daddy…

Max: Hey, daddy is not on the table here!

Nurf: Well, you did call him dad, dude.

Max: You shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.

Nurf: Okay, I was lying about Preston’s black eye, but the daddy thing—that happened.

Max: Ah-ha! He admitted that it was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.

David: I believe you-

Max: Thank you.

David: -son.

Max: ……

David: You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

Max: …….I’d like that.