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Brooklyn Nine Nine, Season 5 Episode 16 “The Negotiation”
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Brooklyn Nine Nine, Season 5 Episode 16 “The Negotiation”
Feel free to use this reaction where you deem necessary.
April 28. The day Jake realized he wanted to marry Amy.
This whole scene is a mood.
rb this with ur star sign & whether ur a parks & rec person, an office person, or a brooklyn 99 person
Max: Thanks, Dad.
Everyone: ….
Max: Why is everyone staring at me?
Gwen: You just called David dad. You said, “thanks, dad.”
Max: What? No, I didn’t. I said thanks, man.
David: Do you see me as a father figure, Max?
Max: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me.
Quartermaster: Hey! Show your father some respect.
Max: I didn’t call him dad!
David: No, no. Max, I take it as a compliment.
Neil: It’s not a big deal. My dad called my mom “mom” once, and she’s his ex-wife.
Max: Guys, jump on that! Neil’s dad has psycho-sexual issues.
Nikki: Old news, but you calling David daddy…
Max: Hey, daddy is not on the table here!
Nurf: Well, you did call him dad, dude.
Max: You shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.
Nurf: Okay, I was lying about Preston’s black eye, but the daddy thing—that happened.
Max: Ah-ha! He admitted that it was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
David: I believe you-
Max: Thank you.
David: -son.
Max: ……
David: You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
Max: …….I’d like that.
okay but…
imagine Lin Manuel Miranda making a guest appearance on Brooklyn Nine Nine.
just imagine the mayhem.
like…just imagine Jake and Boyle sitting at the bar when Miranda starts to talk to Jake, and by the end of the night, they’re both best friends and having an intense drunken rap battle while Charles watches sullenly from the corner.
