#captain holt
brooklyn 99
Holt: I’ve lost the dictionary.
Kevin: Can you look upstairs?
Holt: I can’t look up anything.
No one:
My brain: *Quotes B99 at any time of the day*
Captain Holt appreciation post:
Me, while watching the last two episodes of B99:
*Everyone talking about B99 finale*
Me, who didn’t get to watch the episodes yet:
B99 fans tonight:
Charles Boyle appreciation post:
Brooklyn Nine Nine Cast:
Me:
Amy Santiago appreciation post:
Me, pretending I’m okay even though there is only two more episodes left of B99
Jake Peralta:
Me: ❤️❤️
Some of my favourite Jake Peralta moments:
Happy Nine-Nine Day!!!!
Netflix:
Me:
Happy Brooklyn Nine Nine Day!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️
Me, watching B99 before:
Me, watching B99 now:
So apparently I have 84 followers. That’s 84 more than I expected. Thank you random citizens who appreciate my page of random shit.
Will: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to answer an age-old question. The question is: who here does the best impression of Dr. Hannibal Lecter. You’ll be judged on voice, body language and overall lack of flair. Everyone will perform the same scenario: Dr. Lecter eating a marshmallow for the very first time. LET THE LECTER-OFF BEGIN!
Jack Crawford (impersonating Hannibal): What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?
Beverly (impersonating Hannibal): The sugar in this is quite sweet.
Abigail (impersonating Hannibal): oooohhhh *starts giggling profusely*
Will: That’s your Lecter impression?
Abigail: I can hear him doing that.
Alana (impersonating Hannibal): Looks like a sticky pillow.
Will (impersonating Hannibal): I don’t care for it. Classical music.
*Everybody laughs*
Hannibal (entering the room): What’s going on here? What are you doing?
Will: Dr. Lecter, hey. Nothing, just eating some marshmallows. Care for one?
Hannibal (picking one up): Marshed mellow?
Hannibal: *starts giggling profusely while chewing*
Abigail: I KNEW IT!!!!!!
the finale of Brooklyn 9-9 was so perfect that it’s even unusual that the ending of the series was not fucked
Jake: Remember how upset you got when Holt ended an email with thx instead of thanks?
Amy(tearing up) : omg why would you bring that up?
