#catlogic

“It’s not polite to point. Unless you’re pointing at a jelly donut.” ~ Oreo

May your cheese be melty.
May your pepperoni be strong. ️
And may your Monday
Not last very long.

“Sometimes life can be tough and so can a pork-chop if you cook it too long.” ~ Oreo

“Life is not a problem to be solved. Unless you ran out of mayonnaise, then it’s a problem.” ~Oreo

“Good things come to those who wait. But if you’ve got to wait longer than 30 minutes don’t forget to ask for your money back.” ~ Oreo

“Give each day the chance to be delicious.” ~ Oreo

“Courage doesn’t always roar, especially if it’s mouth is full.” ~ Oreo

“You can’t change the past. So just remember to ask for extra gravy next time.” ~ Oreo.

“If eating pizza makes you happy and you deserve to be happy, then you deserve a pizza.” ~ Oreo

“It’s never too late to be what you might have been. Unless you’re a piece of toast, because once you’re gone it’s too late to be a sandwich.” ~ Oreo

“Stop waiting for Friday. You can have fries any day.” ~ Oreo

“My body, my carbs.” ~ Oreo

“Dreaming is a form of planning and I plan to call for that pizza I was dreaming about.” ~ Oreo

“There’s only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve and that’s when what you’re dreaming of is not on the menu.” Oreo