#annoying
women who are obsessed with babies and children and who have chronic baby fever and act all shocked and disgusted when you DON’T share the sentiment are an embarrassment to the female sex!
One of my posts suddenly got a lot of notes, and all but 3 are from obvious bot accounts that are just photographs of women and named [random word][random word]##. After the first dozen I got really tired of hitting report spam and block, so there were even more of these, and now I’m just gonna post this here and tag @staff@support@engineering so maybe something will be done? Maybe?
The actual accounts are redacted by pretty pastel colors.
Sorry in advance.
woodz_dnwm: Th@&k u s0 mu€h M0oDz
Shocked!!
When people ask you questions that even they know the answer or when people ask a question that the answer is so obvious.
*NOTE - I AM NOT MOCKING THOSE PEOPLE WHO GENUINELY HAVE QUESTIONS BUT THIS PIECE IS FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNEW EVERYTHING YET THEY CHOOSE TO ANNOY PEOPLE.
When ppl ship me and a homie:
Hmmmm….midnight…we meet again.
Damnit.
sorry for being insane and giving you attitude every 2 sec, do you still think im your dream girl or whatever ?
Anyone else get really annoyed that they get treated like an actual child at work just because you’re the youngest one there? Please, I’m not a kid. I’m not 11, I know what I’m doing please stop treating me like I need a parent with me at all times. Its frustrating, embarrassing and insulting. Kay thanks.
Possibly the most annoying car
When you Google the Norse god Thor and all you get are images of Chris Hemsworth.
Maybe two or three days ago, Tumblr stopped showing dash notifications for me when people reblog things. I would like that back please thanks.
SM LITERALLY DESPISES YIXING. WHO FUCKING SCHEDULES THE GROUP CONCERT AT THE SAME TIME AS THEIR ONLY SOLOIST’S CONCERT. WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY. WHAT KIND OF ACTUAL FUCKING DISRESPECT.
i made a quiz! choose some men and I’ll diagnose you with a mental illness
Superwholock
Superwholock is not just a fandom, it’s a state of mind. You may not watch any of these shows but you have the vibe to me. Are you an ex Harry Potter fan? Do you still like Hannibal or Supernatural? Do you listen to too much Taylor Swift or Sufjan Stevens? Do you still actively use tumblr? Do you know what Dashcon or the Mishapocalypse were? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then in my mind you are a Superwholock fan and I have a license to bully you
Op I’m on the floor sobbing
Thank God - Coffee and I are over. And of course, in typical “me” fashion, there was lots of drama and heated words. As I mentioned in my previous post, I could feel Coffee was getting attached to me. I really started to ease up off the relationship I felt that the “let’s turn this into the real thing” talk was coming. For me, I just saw this arrangement as sex and a good time.
Either way, I had to end this arrangement twice. The first time, I became extremely distant. He blew up my phone constantly and accused me of hiding something. His texts to me said he wanted “quality companionship” and “not just sex or that physical bullshit”. It was insane and I ended up having to tell him to come by my place and pick up some clothes he left there.
When we was here, he tried speaking to me. And me, being wayyyy too nice, allowed him. I think I’m traumatized from the way I broke up with my ex. I still feel a lot of guilt for the way I shattered his heart and it was hard to see myself to do it to another man. Anyways, his tune changed completely. I told him I was just in this arrangement for sex, fun, and money. I didn’t do feelings and I wasn’t able to reciprocate his. He breathes out this sigh of relief and goes “Me too! I’m so glad you said that!”. At this point, I look off camera with the most exasperated look a la Michael Scott from The Office (this sentence was funnier in my head, I promise).
Suddenly, his ego comes up and he starts talking about how he’s a great fuck and how he’s into some crazy sex. As a certified nymphomaniac, I can assure you this is not true. He’s good in bed, but I’ve had better since him. I was clearly unhappy and turned off by his personality but he was too self absorbed to notice. I ease him out of my condo and hope that I can just ghost him.
Then the next day, the huge blowup occurs. We text, I tell him I’m done with him because he changes his mind way too much and his personality really, really sucks. He goes nuts, accusing me of being in love with him (???) and that he wanted his money back. At this point, my blood is boiling and I told him that if he’d like the money back, he’s more than welcome to come over and watch me burn it in front of him. He then calls me insane and that I was so clearly in love with him. The arrogance and the delusion of man is insane. Even after I told him I had fucked to close to 10 men since the last four weeks I’ve seen him, he claimed I was lying and didn’t believe me.
He has threatened to get in trouble and use the law if he had to to get his money back. I laughed him off and told him to try, because I’ve been an SB way longer than he’s been an SD. My finances are untouchable and there’s no one that can fuck me at this point. Ah, the hubris of men. They’re all talk until they realize how smart women actually are. Deuces, Coffee.