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All little ones love playing! This is the cute domino tower babygirl built with her own hands! Clever princess! She’s super proud of it but it has also definitely peaked her stuffy penguin Maya’s interest…

Question is: Do you want to see Maya be a shy penguin and pose nicely with the tower…. OR….do you want to see her become WRECK-IT-MAYA??

You get to decide little ones…

uk-daddy-tiddlywinks:

Daddy Story #2: “Bedtime No.1”


DADDY:*looks at watch* “Oh my! It’s time to finish playing, baby! We got to get you and Tigger ready for bed!”


PRINCESS:*gasps & runs up to daddy, forcing a colouring book & crayons in his hands*


DADDY: “Aww, you want to colour in bed, princess”?


PRINCESS:*turns & runs away before running back to Daddy with a picture book*


DADDY: “…AND, you want me to read you a bedtime story as well?”


PRINCESS:*disappears again, and gives Daddy a DVD*


DADDY: “AND, you want us to watch The Little Mermaid?…”


PRINCESS:*runs off & fetches her tea set*


DADDY: “…AND you want us to have a tea party in bed?! Hang on a minute, missy!…”


PRINCESS:*already off, she adds her Lego creation to the pile in Daddy’s hands*


DADDY: “Listen here, Princess. Daddy is super tired… I’m asking you NICELY to get ready for bed.”


PRINCESS:*stops suddenly. She turns slowly - looking Daddy right in the eye*… “Listenz here, Daddy. Princess is super tired… I is asking you NICELY… to tidy up.”


Little rascal.

Storytime!

hella-ghey-little-space:when daddy readin you a bedtime story and you want more attention Hehehe. Um

hella-ghey-little-space:

when daddy readin you a bedtime story and you want more attention

Hehehe. Ummm… I think this might be us.


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sciencescribbler:

“What can you do at your home you can’t do in the office? What are you not getting in the office you get at home?”

- HR, not really wanting the answer…because it would be “I wear diapers, get plugged and caged by my momma while listening to sexy hypnosis files and sexually exciting myself and partner in a private, safe environment for our mutual gratification, both emotional and sexual. And I get… that: sexy fun, while still doing my job and completing all assigned work and more on time and effectively.”


Maybe I can say it’s a self help thing? Or hmmm…i DID have those insanely unrealistic fantasies of being the office baby. Lol!

sciencescribbler:

Me, Feeling Little on the Weekend:*Wears thick diapees, cuddles lots of stuffed animals, snuggles everywhere, silly fun cuteness and being a needy, loving, definitely not regressed and dependent tiny baby boy for my momma*

Adult Responsibilities: *STARING ANGRILY INTENSIFIES*

sciencescribbler:

10 SUPER SERIOUS VERY SCIENTIFIC FACTS ABOUT LITTLES

  1. Their stuffies can talk. You might not hear it, but that’s cuz only littles are super duper great listeners and can hear it properly. It’s also possible that littles are just able to speak the right language.
  2. It is COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE for a little to turn off their cutiepie glands. The strange organs exude a scent that makes the little irresistible to the right caregiver, and makes them seem exactly 69.69% cuter. Well, either that or 70% and the researchers are just silly!
  3. Nap time is, in fact, not ever going to be a littles’ favorite… because they’re genetically programmed not to have any interest in it. There’s a very super special littles only genre called “antinapper 6a” that makes it hard for littles to know when they need a nap. It’s not their fault…. it’s their genes!
  4. Littles are naturally very good huggers. When threatened by predators, they can hug the nearest non-predatory caregiver and will be instantly calmer, while the hug energy will supercharge their caregivers’ defenses!
  5. When a little is in trouble, their cuteness rises by up to 90%! Like a puffer fish inflating, the little can be made to COMPLETELY SWELL UP… but it’s with cuteness, so it’s harder to see. But you can tell it’s happening when they go from being in trouble… to being cuddled.
  6. If a little gets sick, the most important thing is not the extra fluid or sleep.. it’s affection and attention they more need. Well, plus fluids and sleep! Sick littles cannot produce their normal healing energy without extra special top ups of snuggles and affection and cuteness… so if your little one gets sick, LOVE ON THEM, STAT!
  7. As with a bear cub a little is often going to be protected by their caregiver, and they know this. It’s why they have developed the trait “brattiness” which appears to call their caregiver near, even if sometimes it still gets the little in trouble!
  8. When a little one toots, instead of being stinky and embarrassing, it’s actually cute and silly. If you didn’t know this before, now you can stop accidentally thinking you smell their toots when that’s IMPOSSIBLE!
  9. Whenever a little cries about something sad, a puppy is spontaneously born into existence to balance out the cuteness imbalance. Be warned that making littles too sad for too long MAY result in the whole planet being overrun with puppies.
  10. Every little ever has the ability to see things in extra colors. The new extra magical colors they’ve discovered are named blurple, snoogleooglesnoot, and pink squared. While caregivers can’t see these colors, little ones can, and can leave invisible messages using this method.

There’s always more research to be done and lots of very important serious facts to learn from studying littles. What discoveries have YOU made?

In any case: keep an eye out for little ones! Now that you know your science, you’re EXTRA prepared to deal with littles!

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