#chain of gold memes

hi , I just wanted to say JORDELIA HAS CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS VIBES AND MORDELIA HAS GETAWAY CAR VIBES

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Oh to be Cordelia Carstairs. Going on a last minute trip to Paris with her husband’s hot, rich parabatai

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can we all agree the William Owen Herondale’s most -him- moment is when he used THE MORTAL SWORD to ask Thomas if Gideon was aware he had to pay him back 20 Pounds

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These are my favorite quotes/actions by Mathew Fairchild (the love of my life) during chain of iron

•please feel free to add some of your favorites in the comments•

1. “And cover up this hair?” Mathew indicated to his golden locks with a flourish “Would you blot out the sun?”

2. “Mathew,” Cordelia said furiously “Must we keep bringing up my brother? Alastair may be many things, but he is not murderer” “I just like to blame for things,” Mathew said a bit sheepishly

3.”Said he’d had a quite nice chat with Filomena at the Wentworths’ party about botany. I didn’t even know you could have a nice chat about botany.”

4. “I feel that if Charles had to chose between me or him for possession, I’d be a very well dressed demon”

5. “Truly,our knife faced demon is a clever fiend”Christopher said causing Mathew to gaze at his flask

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH FIDJSNSBSVAV

Mathew: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something

Alastair : You left me at a Walmart parking lot like two weeks ago..

Mathew : I did that on purpose.Try again

YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE ANOTHER BLOND HOT BISEXUAL IN THE BLOND HOT BISEXUAL TEAM

Let’s give a round of applause for Mathew Fairchild