#the shadowhuter chronicles
All the grishaverse, riordanverse, shadowhunter chronicles, throne of glass and marvel characters do be kinda fruity to me- anyways happy bisexual visibility day<33
This was my multiverse of madness
Part 1 of my Valentine’s post✨
Valentine’s Day is just a capitalist scam that monetizes people’s need to show love BUT HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO THEM<3
Valentine’s Day is just a capitalist scam that monetizes people’s need to show love BUT HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO THEM<3
Valentine’s Day is just a capitalist scam that monetizes people’s need to show love BUT HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO THEM<3
Valentine’s Day is just a capitalist scam that monetizes people’s need to show love BUT HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO THEM<3
Valentine’s Day is just a capitalist scam that monetizes people’s need to show love BUT HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO THEM<3
Valentine’s Day is just a capitalist scam that monetizes people’s need to show love BUT HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO THEM<3
Valentine’s Day is just a capitalist scam that monetizes people’s need to show love BUT HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO THEM<3
Valentine’s Day is just a capitalist scam that monetizes people’s need to show love BUT HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO THEM<3
Valentine’s Day is just a capitalist scam that monetizes people’s need to show love BUT HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO THEM<3
Valentine’s Day is just a capitalist scam that monetizes people’s need to show love BUT HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO THEM<3
YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE ANOTHER BLOND HOT BISEXUAL IN THE BLOND HOT BISEXUAL TEAM
Let’s give a round of applause for Mathew Fairchild
Three amazing characters to celebrate the release of the new shadowhunters’ book in march. Here we have Anna Lightwood, Cordelia Carstairs and Lucie Herondale from the last hours by @cassandraclare. The first book was released in Spain a month ago and I’m so excited to read the second one. Hope you are as excited as me!
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Cordelia:What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Anna:The audacity.
Alastair, to the Merry Thieves: Well, like we agreed, it is officially after midnight, so I can now say whatever I want.
[they all groan, awaiting Alastair’s cutting insults]
Alastair: Today was actually pretty interesting, and I didn’t mind working with you dorks.
Christopher: You know, the word “dork” is actually a Celtic word meaning “lungfish”.
Alastair: Lightwood, I am trying so hard.
Cordelia: Well, Alastair and I never actually fought when we were younger.
Alastair: Except sometimes you would get angry when I would throw a baseball bat at you.
Cordelia: You did throw a baseball bat at me but that was pure accident, right?
Alastair: No, that was a game we were playing.
Cordelia: It was Taste My Steel but I feel like it was pure accident.
James: What’s Taste My Steel?
Alastair: It was a game we invented.
Cordelia:Yeah, it was a real collaborative effort. Basically, Alastair had an aluminium baseball bat and he would throw it at me, but I would know it was coming.
Alastair: How would you know?
Cordelia: Because you would shout: “taste my steel!” And throw the bat at me.
Alastair: You dodged it every time, though.
Cordelia: Except the last time that we played it. You hit me right in the eyeball and I got the biggest, nastiest shiner anyone’s ever gotten and then mum was like: “hey, don’t play Taste My Steel anymore.”
Matthew: “those tight pants are killing ur sperm count”
Matthew: lmao okay bitch well ur killing my vibe
Jem, to Will: All my life, I’ve lived for loving you; let me go now.
Alastair, to Charles: No need to seize the last word, Charles. I’ll assume it was something clever.
Thomas, about Alastair: I think he has a good heart.
Anna: A good heart? I’ve noticed you staring at his “good heart.”
Matthew: Hey, we could team up: Bi-curious and The Virgin.
Christopher: That’s the world’s saddest crime-fighting duo.
Anna Lightwood: men will never get the satisfaction of a laugh from me if it’s funny i’ll giggle when i get home
I like how Cassandra Clare has put at least one bad egg in most of the Shadowhunter families (with multiple members). Fairchild, Lightwood, Blackthorn, Carstairs, etc
Except Herondale, I don’t remember anyone in that family who was rather a rotten person (please enlighten me)
I call Kit Herondale and Harry Styles ship supremacy
I believe in you, Emma. When I see you, I see Carstairs past; I see bravery, and the flame of Cortana.
So I guess its confirmed that Jem and churches relationship is basically “meow” “no you have made me very very upset when you knocked over that lamp” “meow” “no, i am very angry with you, i will NOT coddle you anymore. You must face Tessa’s wrath now” “meow” “well maybe just his once i can tell her i did it.” “meow” “ well answer me? would you like some broth with that chicken?”
Sometimes I wonder if there’s any hope for this dark and dreary world and then I remember Jem Carstairs exists
Everyone sending mr asks about how Cassie rbd my post thank you guys I genuinely hadnt realized it till yall told me
Maybe I am really captain holt giving Jake those 3 hot damns
We get it Kit, you have a favorite jacket
Why did I imagine this for 0.3 seconds tho
Tessa herondale carstairs gray can you PLEASE STOP LEAVING YOUR KIDS ALONE?!?
LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE T R A U M A T I Z E D
