#incorrect tlh quotes
James: You always have a solution, don’t you?
Matthew:Drink.
Matthew: If you are dehydrated, drink. If you are sad, drink. Just drink.
James: Well okay, anybody else?
James: How did you sleep?
Matthew: I was supposed to sleep?
Alastair: Well you can’t spell stupid without ‘u’!
Matthew: WELL THERE’S AN 'I’ IN STUPID TOO!
Matthew: *confused at what he just said*
Alastair:Paris.
Thomas:Paris.
Matthew: What the hell happened in Paris?
Thomas: Hey Matthew?
Matthew:Yeah?
Thomas: The floor is lava.
Matthew: *pushes Alastair onto the ground.*
hi , I just wanted to say JORDELIA HAS CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS VIBES AND MORDELIA HAS GETAWAY CAR VIBES
matthew: this is your fault
thomas: how is this possibly my fault
matthew: cause otherwise it would be my fault and that can’t be right