#chair bound
The Twin Dilemma
The Roeper twins finally demonstrated to their babysitter they had finally had enough of fish sticks with mac & cheese every day. They left Sandy to sit out the rest of the afternoon on the back patio.
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Mixed Messages
“Doc, you’re always telling me to express myself during therapy, and now when I actually do, you get all freaked out ?! I don’t get it !”
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St. Leonard’s Catholic School for Young Women had some exacting penalties for students who missed classes too frequently…
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“I said I could find the files myself, but OH NO you had to come poking your nose in where you didn’t need to. NOW look at you !”
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*Thump*
“What the hell is this mess?”
“Look, I told her straight up if she keeps screwing around and knocks that chair over I’m not going to pick her up again. She can stay that way for a while and maybe she’ll get the message and settle down.”
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A Tight Ship, Part 2
Aunt Sally had had enough of her nieces sniping at each other during meal times, so she took drastic action.
“Finally a way to enjoy an evening meal in peace, and it’ll keep you ladies so lovely and thin as well. ”
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Double-Crossed
“I thought we were in this together. “
“And we were, until word came back that the DOJ was involved and you were being called radioactive on their radio chatter. So I’m taking the data and I’m serving you up as a tasty treat. Fortunes of war and all that.”
“But I..Nnrrmmppghhhh…”
“Ssshhhhh.. enough talk, chew on this lovely thick gag and think about the error of your ways until the nice federal officers turn up to arrest you. “
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