#checks out
hello hi this is the funniest thing i’ve ever done in my life
yo it’s the ninth house
My favorite thing about hobbits is how no other race has any idea how they work so they can just… bullshit their way through literally anything? Bilbo turns invisible and the dwarves just go “Yeah sounds about right, Gandalf did say they’re very sneaky” and don’t guess about the Ring. Frodo gets stabbed by a troll spear and survives unharmed and Aragorn goes “Oh right, hobbits are supposed to be resilient, that checks out. Very impressive!” and nobody thinks to ask if he’s got perhaps some kind of armor. I need to know what the line is. How weird does a hobbit need to get before they get called out??
I’d also like to point out the possibility that hobbits, who pride themselves in being so normal, might actually be the closest thing Middle-Earth has to faerie? Most people of most races are likely to never meet one, and if they do, they won’t understand how they work except that they seem to have vague powers that only show up randomly as needed. Like yeah, Galadriel is scary, but the world at large knows 5 hobbits and they allseem capable to handle dragons, wraiths, wizards and the armies of Mordor and Isengard and live to tell the tale. Can anything kill a hobbit? Unclear!
We actually have been trying to sell your info but it’s all shit and no one wants it
broke: they announced the renewal today because it’s the first day of pride month
woke: they announced the renewal today because it’s been 69 days since the finale aired
Type “pussy like” and let your phone finish it
the Gemini urge to eat shit and die
The cancer urge to keep it safe
the taurus urge to keep your eyes shut
the aries urge to give in
The eradication of adobe flash dress-up games directly led to the creation of NFT’s.
Sure. I’ll incorporate that into my world view
would never think of myself as a revenge coded revenge girl but it’s more true than I thought holy shit