My little sister made Five Nights At Freddy’s headcanons
William AftonbecameSpringtrap by falling off a 100 story building and doing a 360 into the suit
William Afton never actually murdered those children. He just put them in his mouth and swallowed them. That doesn’t count as murder, it just counts as eating
Thecrying child is actually ginger
WhenMichael Afton got his job at Sister Location, he was actually 11 years old
WhenMichael Afton killed his little brother, he was actually a sperm cell
William Afton glued a hat to his head and forced Michael to do the same. This backfired on William
TheAfton family grew up on Ginger Island with Ginger Leo from Stardew Valley
(This one is actually serious) Vanny wanted to be the rabbit in the band, but she wasn’t allowed to because they already had Bonnie.Vanny got rid of Bonnie, but she got rejected again and was replaced by Monty.Vanny then got mad and started killing children
Helpy eats teeth
The reason Bonnie wasn’t in Security Breach is because he was in the bathroom drinking toilet water and realized Vanny was watching him. He was caught off guard and accidentally peed on himself, which destroyed him because animatronics can’t touch water
[prelude: me googling “what do you call it when everybody puts their hands into the middle“]
Zhao Yunlan starts, because he is the coach trying to rally the team to win the Big Game.
Next is Zhu Hong, who will take any opportunity to touch Zhao Yunlan, because honestly, who wouldn’t? Babygirl snake has seen all the sports anime and understands what’s happening here, despite how snakes do not traditionally have hand gestures, on account of also not traditionally having hands.
Chu Shuzhi is next. He does not place his hand lightly on the stack; he outright clutches Zhu Hong and Zhao Yunlan’s hands. This will make the stack more difficult to break later. Lao Chu has never seen a sports anime.
Da Qing goes next, and there’s kind of an awkwardly long pause before he puts his hand down. I can only assume he’s politely waiting his turn, since he’s farthest from the center, before realizing that if he’s waiting on those two nerds, he’s going to be waiting a long time.
Guo Changcheng’s hand comes in next. He understands the principle of the hand-stack, sure, but he’s never been invited into one before, and he’s afraid that if he misreads the situation, Chu-ge will yell at him, and he has finally just gotten Chu-ge to stop yelling at him all the time, and he likes it better this way.
Shen Wei is the last to add his hand to the stack because he literally does not understand why his friends are doing this.
Finally, Zhao Yunlan tops off the whole stack with his other hand, making it a friendship sandwich that both tastes delicious and is the closest he’s ever going to come to topping Shen Wei.
immediately after i took this screencap, photoshop crashed and i lost like 80% of the progress on it. so basically thank god for screen captures sorry about pieces of them being randomly cut off
*clears throat* the wrist things are magic btw…. jsyk……………
