#chris christie

Last Wednesday, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said this about news stories about the Clinton Foundation and its donors seeking access with Hillary Clinton while she was Secretary of State:

“We must get to the bottom of what looks like a pay-to-play scheme.”

This morning, just six days later, Chris Christie is asking for $5,000 to give donors an “inside look” at the transition process for Donald Trump’s presidential campaign:

Cash for access to the Trump transition effort– Gov. Chris Christie is hosting an intimate, 40-person “look inside” the transition effort, but it’ll cost you. The price tag: $5,000 per person. The invitation, which went out this week, invites a small number of Republican insiders to the Bernard’s Inn in Bernards, New Jersey, for the Sept. 15 event, which will run from 8:45 a.m. to 10 a.m. “This will be an inside look on the work underway on planning for the transition,” the invitation reads.

Wouldn’t it be great if the committee investigating Russian influence on the campaign could offer Roger Stone immunity from prosecution if he testifies to everything he knows? Including naming names: Bannon, Sessions, Manafort, Christie, Pence, Assange, Kislyak, Putin, Trump … 

Stone is such a douchebag he’d have zero qualms about turning on his “friends” to get out of hot water. Anyway Ollie North proved that it can help you avoid conviction by a real court. The only downside is Stone wouldn’t get his richly deserved deserts, but I’m willing to pay the price.