#christmas memes
Santa & Cat in the Tree!
We love a good cat bed.
Bro, I friggin’ love my grandma.
It be like that sometimes… ☃️
NSFW/Adult Topics….
- Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
- Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
- If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
- Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
- You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
- How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?
- Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
- What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?
- Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
- Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!
- That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
- My best toys run on batteries
- Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
- He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
- I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
- Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
- Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
- Interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
- If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
send me a ship & I’ll answer the following:
- Who starts putting up decorations in October?
- Who buys the advent calendars?
- Who places mistletoe all around the house?
- Who wraps the presents for other people?
- Who puts the final star/angel on the top of the Christmas tree?
- Who’s the one that hates eggnog?
- Who’s the one that bakes Christmas cookies for guests?
- Who sends out the Christmas cards?
- Who knows all the words to twelve days of Christmas?
- Who’s the better snowman builder?
- Who starts snowball fights?
- Who’s the one that wakes the other on Christmas morning by playing Christmas songs really loudly?
- Who has the ugliest Christmas sweater?
- Who still writes from Santa on the gifts?
- “Ho-ho-holy shit it’s almost Christmas.”
- “I see that you purposely gave the gingerbread men horrified expressions. I suppose it’s so we feel bad as we eat them?”
- “NO DON’T FLING YOURSELF AT THE TREE THIS ISN’T ELF.”
- “How come you’re not on top of that tree, angel~?”
- “You better not pout, you better not cry, you better be good I’m telling you why— the in-laws are coming so make a good impression.”
- “I’m not saying that you can’t reach the top of the tree to put on the star…but you could just ask for help.”
- “Did you know it’s scientifically proven that Santa won’t come any faster if you keep sticking your head up the chimney?”
- “DON’T TOUCH THE COOKIES THEY’RE NOT READY YET!”
- “So…just you and me…y'know..chillin’…totally normal except HEY THERE’S SOME MISTLETOE UP THERE WOULD YOU LOOK aT tHAT WHAT A COINCIDENCE!”
- “I brought you some hot chocolate while you wait for Santa.”
- “What do you want for Christmas again?”
- “Why does Frosty the Snowman look like a demon?”
- “Let’s drink our sorrows out with the elves and some eggnog.”
The holidays can be a very stressful time for people - so it’s hard for them to sit down and write about Christmas in RPwhen they are stressing over it in REAL LIFE. So, just a little reminder that some people still want Christmas threads AFTERChristmas.
These can be interpreted as angsty, sad, smutty… anything you can imagine!
1. “please, please, please ignore that mistletoe.”
2. “did you make the eggnog or did grandma do it?”
3. “this is way too strong! there are children here, you know?”
4. “will you help me get the tree from the attic? i hate it up there.”
5. “this is the first Christmas without (…..). it’s weird, isn’t it?”
6. “i could use some extra hands over here.”
7. “thank you for letting me celebrate with you guys.”
8. “isn’t it weird, not celebrating with your family?”
9. “will you come sit on Santa Claus/Mrs. Claus’ lap?”
10. “have you been naughty?”
11. “you have been very nice for me, i see.”
12. “come on! give me a hint for what my present is!”
13. “i want to spend every Christmas of the rest of my life with you.”
14. “this is the worst Christmas party ever.”
15. “where is everyone? am i too early?”
16. “you seriously want to order in tonight? are you an idiot?”
17. “Merry Christmas, asshole.”
18. “try not to behave like a slut this time, alright?”
19. “um.. who’s this present for?”
20. “please don’t make me remind you of the Christmas of 2009.”
21. “how do you know Santa isn’t calling everyone a hoe in here? for all we know there’s an ‘e’ behind it.”
22. “i’m so jealous of you. you have the perfect family.”
23. “alright, let’s go sit around and tell each other our most embarrassing stories of last year.”
24. “i have something to announce..”
25. “this is the best Christmas ever!”
