#funny meme
Live footage of me getting complimented
Work got a bitch d r a i n e d
I remember when I was taking my first tax class in college, my professor had a section specifically on why it sucks extra to be single. Memories, memories, haha
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Happy Valentine’s Day loves!!!
We’re back again with more space/science themed Valentine’s Day cards to send to everyone you love- including yourself because self love is the most important love of them all
Love you all!
❤️❤️❣️
- “You’re enough, you’ve always been enough.”
- “Please say you’ll be mine – forever maybe?”
- “If this is another one of your NYSNC dance off’s it’s not gonna be me.”
- “…– all my love is for you.”
- “What’s a girl/guy gotta do to get some chili cheese nachos over here?”
- “Hands off. The boy is /mine/.”
- “If you love her/him so much why don’t you marry her/him?”
- “That’s my girl/boy!”
- “Am I really good enough for you?”
- “Oh! Look at that hottie over there, they’re totally checking you out!”
- “Drinks on me tonight.”
- “We’ll always be friends…no matter what.”
- “Please don’t leave me.”
- “Don’t you dare run away from this! Everything was just starting to get good for us and now you wanna turn your back?!”
- “I’ll eat you up.”
- “I think I’m in love.”
- “So fess up, who’s the girl/guy you’ve been crushing on, and don’t even try and tell me you’re not.”
- “Can’t get enough.”
- “Sharing equals caring.”
- “If this ringtone of a drunk squirrel laughing doesn’t make you either smile or start laughing you have no sense of humor and we’re not friends anymore.”
- “I guess this is goodbye then…”
- “You’re not even going to try and make this work?”
- “Hey it’s morning already? I couldn’t sleep at all.”
- “You’re blushing – how adorable.”
- “You look so cute when you’re sleeping.”
- “I have no intention of giving you to others.”
- “Hey I’m getting hungry, feed me.”
- “Hmph, don’t fool around, it’s early in the morning – I’m not awake yet.”
- “Promise me okay?”
- “No – I’ve just got more things on my mind.”
- “Hey, not ‘there’, I told you not to touch /it/.”
- “No, it has nothing to do with you.”
- “Hmm…what’s this? It feels nice, don’t stop.”
- “Okay I’ll get up. Just don’t shake me anymore.”
- “Do you really want to touch me?”
- “You know I won’t be responsible for anything that happens.”
- “W-woah, don’t just touch me out of nowhere!”
- “My you’re a bold one aren’t you?”
- “Are you lonely perhaps?”
- “You want to sleep some more? Come here.”
- “Ah that expression of yours, don’t show it to others.”
- “My my, you’re the one who told me we can’t do it in the morning.”
- “I wanna break your heart.”
- “When I’m done with you you’ll be begging for mercy.”
- “If only someone loved you.”
- “You’ll never be good enough.”
- “Fuck you.”
- “Oh yeah well you can just kiss my ass then.”
- “On a scale of one to ten how cool would it be to do a flash mob?”
- “Where’s my goodnight kiss.”
- “I love you.”
- “You shouldn’t love me.”
- “I’m worthless.”
- “I’m not worth it.”
- “I’ll rip your heart out – don’t even think about it.”
- “Such a rare beauty, I’d love to have you for the night.”
- “What’s your name? Wanna hear me moan it?”
- “What do you mean I can’t be a pretty pretty Princess!?”
- “Rawr in dinosaur means I love you.”
- “Oh wow you really are a girl/boy – coulda fooled me.”
- “Ew. Couples.”
- “I’m gonna marry you one day.”
- “Sing for me please?”
- “You have such a prety voice.”
- “That boy/girl has danger written all over him/her.”
- “Fear is healthy in relationships…and sexually enticing.”
- “ – and then he bent me over his knee and smacked my ass. I’d say it was an ideal night.”
- “If you call me your super hella gay bff ever again I’m going to kill you.”
- “The correct term is fabulous.”
- “I. Will. Break. You.”
