If you were rooting for the Patriots to win Super Bowl LII, get ready for some devastating news. Tom Brady broke his strict TB12 diet by eating a carrot on the day he was supposed to eat only radishes, and as a result he’s ballooned up to 500 pounds.
This is absolutely heartbreaking news for Patriots fans everywhere. It’s hard to imagine Tom Brady’s going to be able to put in a great performance at the Super Bowl when he’s currently too heavy to leave his house.
Clickhole, The Onion’s bitingly-accurate satire of internet culture, released the above video with the headline “We Don’t Know How To Make GIFs, So We Had This Guy Make A Surprised Face 200 Times In A Row” last year. It’s been viewed at least 11,355 times.
