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People singing ‘Super Rich Kids’ at a Karaoke night in New York City.
How most people with invisible illnesses are treated by health care “professionals”
The Golden Girls didn’t fuck around
pls watch
honestly i really appreciated this scene when I first saw it bc it took me like two years to get a diagnosis for what’s wrong with me
Dorothy: Dr. Budd?
Dr. Budd: Yes?
Dorothy: You probably don’t remember me, but you told me I wasn’t sick. Do you remember? You told me I was just getting old.
Dr. Budd: I’m sorry, I really don’t–
Dorothy: Remember. Maybe you’re getting old. That’s a little joke. Well, I tell you, Dr. Budd, I really am sick. I have chronic fatigue syndrome. That is a real illness. You can check with the Center for Disease Control.
Dr. Budd: Huh. Well, I’m sorry about that.
Dorothy: Well, I’m glad! At least I know I have something.
Dr. Budd: I’m sure. Well, nice seeing you.
Dorothy: Not so fast. There are some things I have to say. There are a lot of things that I have to say. Words can’t express what I have to say. [tearing up] What I went through, what you put me through—I can’t do this in a restaurant.
Dr. Budd: Good!
Dorothy: But I will!
Dr. Budd’s date: Louis, who is this person?
Dr. Budd: Look, Miss–
Dorothy: Sit. I sat for you long enough. Dr. Budd, I came to you sick—sick and scared—and you dismissed me. You didn’t have the answer, and instead of saying “I’m sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong with you,” you made me feel crazy, like I had made it all up. You dismissed me! You made me feel like a child, a fool, a neurotic who was wasting your precious time. Is that your caring profession? Is that healing? No one deserves that kind of treatment, Dr. Budd, no one. I suspect had I been a man, I might have been taken a bit more seriously, and not told to go to a hairdresser.
Dr. Budd: Look, I am not going to sit here anymore–
Dr. Budd’s date: Shut up, Louis.
Dorothy: I don’t know where you doctors lose your humanity, but you lose it. You know, if all of you, at the beginning of your careers, could get very sick and very scared for a while, you’d probably learn more from that than anything else. You’d better start listening to your patients. They need to be heard. They need caring. They need compassion. They need attending to. You know, someday, Dr. Budd, you’re gonna be on the other side of the table, and as angry as I am, and as angry as I always will be, I still wish you a better doctor than you were to me.
Reblogging for any of my mutuals who’ve ever dealt with Dr. Budd.
“Shut up, Lewis”
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winning™️
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
“LEARN. TO SEASON. CHICKEN. Learn to season meat PROPER! Eh, [?] the giraffe is loose!
I went to a restaurant yesterday, on the menu I saw “chicken a la something.” If you put “a la something” after the word chicken, you are telling me that means the chicken tastes like something!
When the woman put the chicken in front of me, I bite it, and I ask the lady, ‘why is the chef seasoning people’s chicken with amnesia? Eh?’
Next time, take a paper and draw a chicken on it, eh? Because that is what this taste like. Even an envelope has flavor! Come on!
Two days ago, I had a stake. And when I taste it, I call the man back and say ‘Excuse me, when I ordered a stake I didn’t mean the one you use to stab a vampire!’
There is no reason your meat should taste like an apology. Eh? Culinary hyena. You’re wondering why your child is always asking to eat dinner at his friends house, even when his friend is not home.Jesus!”
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rkwendy:
Wendy had watched other groups comment on their music video, and now it was finally their turn to do so. Unfortunately, it had to be the song and era she hates the most in their short career span. She doubts they can get any lower, but this is Nova Entertainment. Of course they can set the bar even lower when it comes to their girl groups. She has seen what happened to both Jewelry and Berry Good, and she wonders whether they’re being set up to follow that path.
Luckily for her, Sunmi unni was playing MC. Had the job been given to her, she probably would have had the snarkiest comments. It would make the people laugh, but she knows the A&R team will have her head once the cameras stop rolling. She fakes a smile and pretends to be excited about this music video, despite her feelings about it.
When it’s her turn to introduce herself, she says, “I am AND*ROMA’s main vocal and winter fairy Gyeoul!” She makes her expression as bright as possible without feeling forced. After all, at least they can laugh at the music video together. “I’m excited to talk about this music video and sharing my thoughts with you guys!”
the general consensus (save for juhee) was that this was their worst comeback thus far. sunmi wasn’t a fan of the simplified choreography. the song was good. had it been another group, sunmi would have enjoyed it. it was cute and fun. but as the girl group performing this song, sunmi despised it. she’s sure that all of them had their best masks on so that they could lie through their teeths.
with wendy’s introduction out of the way, the girls are quick to go in order with introductions. one by one, as if they’ve done this before. sunmi claps happily. “ah, that was great!” she glances at the cue cards again, continuing. “it is and*roma’s first time doing mv commentary. i hope we can give you all a memorable video so we can come back for next time, right?”
she pauses to allow the girls to mention their hopes and promises to make this a good video. sunmi chuckles. “yes let’s make this the best video yet!” returning to the cue cards, she smiles. “to start off our commentary let us tell you about our newest comeback, high heels. let’s hand it off to our residential song analyst: gyeoul! gyeoul, can you explain it for us?”
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this was the first time and*roma was doing something such as an mv commentary. it was common for groups to do this for their comebacks. this was and*roma’s second comeback and their first time doing this. sunmi was handing the cue cards to play “mc” as the leader of the group. the girls sat around the large round table in the centre of the room. they sat two per camera. there was three camera views for all six members of and*roma.
she held the cards in her hand, smiling at the camera in front of her. “ah yes hello and thank you for joining us!” she said brightly. they were all dressed for their performance today. she pauses to count down for their group greeting: twinkling and sparkling! hello we are and*roma! “today we are doing and*roma’s music video commentary for our latest release high heels. i am going to be our lovely emcee today; north star darae!”
she pauses for a moment to let the girls get situated. she glances down momentarily to the cue cards. it was a bulleted version of what she is to say plus some of her notes. “please introduce yourselves,” she gently instructs. she motions to wendy who is to her left to start with the introductions. they would go around the circle that way until everyone is introduced and sunmi could start with the commentary.
