#completely hetero horseplay

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buzzmestl:

The boys were on spring break and learned that there was a nude beach near their hotel. Naturally, they wanted to check it out - after all, what’s better for a group of horny guys than a beach full of naked chicks?

When they arrived at the beach, the boys stripped off and ran into the ocean, laughing like a bunch of idiots. They remained in the water a bit, splashing about as they waited for the beach to fill up with hotties.

To their surprise, though, when the girls started to show up, they kept their swimsuits on. As did everyone else.

“Dude, what the hell? I thought you said this was a nude beach?”

“It is! I saw it online!”

“Then why isn’t anyone else getting naked?”

“Well… hmm… maybe the nude beach is farther down the coast…”

“Great! Now what are we gonna do? Our clothes are way the hell over there!”

“Or at least they were…” *gulp*

As the boys floated naked in the water, they found themselves faced with the unfortunate prospect of a nude streak back to their hotel. Quite the start to their spring break…

This group of frat boys all thought it would be fun to head out on the big lake for a day. When they

This group of frat boys all thought it would be fun to head out on the big lake for a day. When they got out a fair distance from shore, one of them began to strip naked and jumped into the water.

“Come on, guys! The water’s great!”

That’s all the rest of them needed to get naked and join their buddy for some skinny-dipping. The only problem was no one remembered to lower the ladder to get back in the boat. They’ll have no choice but to swim for land and try to find help butt naked. Needless to say, this’ll be a trip they won’t forget any time soon.


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They all got the same call at once after their little dip in their undies. It was their girlfriends:

They all got the same call at once after their little dip in their undies. It was their girlfriends: they’d taken their clothes back to camp. Also, they saw the pictures with the strippers. They were busted.

Pictures of their little romp would be all over campus soon… and that’s after their walk back to camp in their tighty-whities. Of course, the camp will be completely empty by then. They’ll have to hitch a ride back to the frat house like this.

Rough luck, boys.


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