Poor Paul here had been out hiking in the woods when he stumbled upon a drug deal in progress. To keep him from running to the police, the dealer and his patron stripped Paul butt naked and threw his clothes up into the trees. Once they were gone, Paul tried desperately to climb the trees to at least get some of his clothes back.
After a half hour of trying in vain to climb, Paul managed to grab a single sock. Before he could try to climb any higher, he heard approaching voices. Fleeing into the woods with his sock over his manhood, Paul realized he was going to have a very revealing walk home…
Parker was on his way to the shower when his parents told him to come downstairs the Morning of his 18th Birthday! Wearing only a robe, Parker rushed down the stairs.
“Happy Birthday, Parker!” His parents shouted joyfully.
“I can’t believe my baby boy is an adult!” his Mom grinned.
“My little slugger is all grown up!”
Parker’s Mom and Dad were so proud of their son. So proud of him in fact they rewarded him for his hard work at school and great behavior by getting him a car for his Birthday.
Parker was completely unaware.
“Hey son, your Mom and I got you something, but you have to open this card first!”
Parker jolted over to where his parents were sitting so fast, his robe became slightly undone, the belt becoming less fastened, but he was too excited to care and grabbed the card from his proud father instead of adjusting what he was wearing.
“I love you guys so much,” Parker gleamed.
As Parker opened the card, he noticed there was a key inside.
“No way!” Parker jumped, causing his robe to become slightly more loose.
“Read the card first, honey!”
Parker opened the card, and read the sweet words that were inside.
“To our baby boy on his 18th Birthday, we love you and are so proud of you! Here’s a car for all your hard work this year! Love, Mom and Dad!”
Parker was so happy he was nearly in tears. He ran over to his parents and hugged them both simultaneously, jostling his robe more unsecured.
“Why don’t you go out front so we can take a picture of you with your car, Son,” his Dad gleamed.
Parker loved that idea. He grabbed his sunglasses off the table and ran toward the door!
At this point Parker’s robe was nearly open all the way, but nothing was going to stop the 18 year old boy from seeing his car.
Parker’s Dad, noticing the robe was becoming ill-fitting, hurried up to his son to tell him before Parker ran out the front door.
“Parker!” His Dad shouted, stepping on his son’s robe belt dangling on the floor, only in an attempt to stop him in his tracks so he wouldn’t expose himself to the neighbors, “Fix your ro-“
But when Parker’s Dad stepped on the robe belt, Parker didn’t stop bolting toward the front door, and Parker’s Dad inadvertently caused the robe to pull right off his sons body.
This didn’t phase Parker one bit, who didn’t even realize he was heading out the door naked as the day he was born, aside for the sunglasses in his hand.
Parker ran toward the driveway freaking out in the best possible way. He jumped up and down all around, his wiener bouncing every which way possible.
Parker’s Dad could not believe his eyes. He almost wanted to laugh. “Should I tell him,” he thought, after seeing his son’s bare nakedness glisten in the Morning sun.
Parker, on the other hand, couldn’t believe his Mom and Dad did this! He was so happy that he jumped on he hood of his new car and struck a pose, in nothing but his Birthday suit.
Mom hurried out the door with her camera. “I can’t wait to get a picture of Parker!” she exclaimed.
Mom got to the driveway and couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight of her baby boy showing off on his new car. “I don’t even think he knows he’s naked, honey.”
“Just take it.” Dad laughed.
Parker’s Mom stood in front of Parker, and got in position to snap a few cheeky pictures of her son posing on the hood of his brand new car.
“Parker, say cheese,” she laughed to herself.
“Chee- WHOA! I’M NAKED, MOM!” Parker panicked, using the card to cover his dick and balls.
It was too late tho. Parker’s Mom ended up getting the embarrassing picture of her baby boy on his 18th Birthday.
His eyes darted towards the bushes at the sound of laughter. He thought he’d found himself a nice, secluded spot to take a refreshing dip. With no one around, he stripped off and slipped into the stream. Now whoever was laughing was between him and his clothes.
His long had they been there? How much had they seen? He’d never know. He just prayed his clothes would still be by the bushes where he left them when he finally worked up the courage to walk over there naked…
Alex was out on his morning kayaking trip, when all of a sudden he hit white water. His kayak flipped over and as he slid out his trunks got snagged on a rock. He managed to fix his boat, but his trunks were gone. He waited all day for the boat launch to be clear so he could leave without anyone seeing him. It was starting to get dark when he saw the last truck pull out. He headed towards the boat launch hopped out of his boat and started walking it to the shore. Just then two buses full of college students pulled up for a boat party. Alex dove for cover, sacrificing his boat. He watched as it floated farther and farther away, with the keys to his car.
Alan was swimming in the pool, enjoying the sunshine, when he decided to slip off his speedo to skinny-dip. It was all going well until his visiting family arrived with their dog. Fido ran out of the car towards the pool to greet Alan, while Alan swam to the pool’s edge to hurriedly grab his swimsuit.
Unfortunately, frisky Fido got to the suit first. What followed was a very embarrassing, very naked game of tug-of-war, with Alan struggling in vain to prise the speedo from the dog’s teeth. After a few minutes, Fido won and ran off to join his family, leaving a blushing Alan standing naked before his shocked guests.
Mark here is the new lifeguard at the nude beach. He didn’t realize it was a nude beach when he signed up, but when learned the truth from his friends, he was ecstatic. A job where he got to look at naked women all day? Yes, please!
As Mark soon discovered, though, the job wasn’t as great as it seemed on paper. For one, as the lifeguard of the nude beach, he had to be naked himself. On top of that, the beach was technically ‘clothing optional,’ meaning most of the visitors chose to wear clothes.
The end result was that Mark frequently was the only one on the beach naked, making him the center of unwanted attention. Hey, at least he’d end the summer with an all-over tan.
So I scratched the inside of my legs the other night because they we’re itchy as fuck and now It looks like I have hickeys on the inside of my thighs and I just realized I’m wearing shorts out and my mom saw and now everything is awkward.
The awkward moment when all of your 63 video clips on your samsung galaxy tab are Kpop music clips… #Awkward #Kpop #Lover #Afterschool #FirstLove #CL #Sistar #GiveItToMe #SouthKorea #KoreanPop #KoreaFTW #DontHate #DayOff #Obssesed #LoveIt
Anyone else do this to check if people can hear the music from your headphones? I am always paranoid that it’s just loud enough for people to know when I’m obsessively listening to the same track again and again haha.
