#couldn’t help it
so adding Eddie Munson ( romantic + platonic ) and Robin Buckley ( platonic ) to my character list so they’re now on my taglist <33
“Knife to my throat? Hmm. Either you’re trying to tell me something, or…” Their smirk ticked upward, sly to seductive. “You’re trying to tell me something.”
She stared blankly up at them. “I’m not trying to tell you something,” she said, her tone as bewildered as her expression. “I’m just trying to get you to back off.”
They stared back at her, then said, “No, it’s - it’s subtextual -”
“What is? I have a literal knife,” she repeated, nudging the blade against their throat. “Like, no, seriously, dude, I just didn’t want you to kill me?”
They gave her a long look, mouth slightly opened, then pouted. “Okay, but this isn’t even a… a little hot?”
“Well,” she said, glancing upwards, “it IS like, the middle of July, so sure?”
