#creative prompts
Writing Prompts
1. “Back on your bullshit so soon? I thought we would at least get a day.”
2. “Haven’t you heard? I’m elegant as fuck now!”
3. “Why would I care what other people think? They aren’t the ones I have to live with, I’m the only one I have to live with.”
4. “Listen to me, I love y’all so much but, y’all can be so stupid.”
5. “Does your plan include times for snacks?”
6. “I’m just saying, this could go a lot faster if I just punched them in the throat.”
7. “So, don’t be mad but I accidentally summoned a demon and he’s in the living room. But he’s nice and has a cute dog too!”
8. “I was told to create tomfoolery and so tomfoolery I shall create. *Pterodactyl screeches.*
9. “You’re an assassin who knits? Honestly, that’s cool as hell!”
10. “You can literally scale buildings and fly airplanes and shoot things with deadly accuracy but, somehow you can’t whistle?”
Writing Prompts
1. “Back on your bullshit so soon? I thought we would at least get a day.”
2. “Haven’t you heard? I’m elegant as fuck now!”
3. “Why would I care what other people think? They aren’t the ones I have to live with, I’m the only one I have to live with.”
4. “Listen to me, I love y’all so much but, y’all can be so stupid.”
5. “Does your plan include times for snacks?”
6. “I’m just saying, this could go a lot faster if I just punched them in the throat.”
7. “So, don’t be mad but I accidentally summoned a demon and he’s in the living room. But he’s nice and has a cute dog too!”
8. “I was told to create tomfoolery and so tomfoolery I shall create. *Pterodactyl screeches.*
9. “You’re an assassin who knits? Honestly, that’s cool as hell!”
10. “You can literally scale buildings and fly airplanes and shoot things with deadly accuracy but, somehow you can’t whistle?”
Writing Prompts
1. “Back on your bullshit so soon? I thought we would at least get a day.”
2. “Haven’t you heard? I’m elegant as fuck now!”
3. “Why would I care what other people think? They aren’t the ones I have to live with, I’m the only one I have to live with.”
4. “Listen to me, I love y’all so much but, y’all can be so stupid.”
5. “Does your plan include times for snacks?”
6. “I’m just saying, this could go a lot faster if I just punched them in the throat.”
7. “So, don’t be mad but I accidentally summoned a demon and he’s in the living room. But he’s nice and has a cute dog too!”
8. “I was told to create tomfoolery and so tomfoolery I shall create. *Pterodactyl screeches.*
9. “You’re an assassin who knits? Honestly, that’s cool as hell!”
10. “You can literally scale buildings and fly airplanes and shoot things with deadly accuracy but, somehow you can’t whistle?”
