#crying with laughter

mileskitaro:

questions-within-questions:

zarekthelordofthefries:

questions-within-questions:

murasaki-toiki:

akros-artificer:

softlyfiercely:

daggers-drawn:

stealthrockdamage:

people slipping up and saying shit like “biological name” instead of “deadname” is more or less proof these people don’t actually care about real science they just want smart sounding words and i guarantee if we could manipulate chromosomes they’d abandon all pretext of science and start yammering about how people are born with a “masculine/feminine essence” that “cant be changed” like none of these people actually know the chromosomes real fuckin function and they dont care they just know they cant be changed

“Biological name”

Scientists scanned my dna, I’m genetically a Sally but I chose my own fate.

i changed my name for non gender related reasons and people like to ask me “what’s your birth name” and i say “oh i actually wasn’t born with a name my parents just gave me one” and that tends to shut people up

Damn nice

that’s an excellent response. gonna have to steal it

That’s so perfect I can’t even compete with my annacdote about how my parents just never got around to naming me.

No hang on I need to hear that anecdote

Okay so I didn’t discover this in detail until after I transitioned and tried to correct all my documents and rid myself of my deadname.

So eventually I get to my birth certificate, which I had never seen. My parents eventually agree to dig it out of their attic and I’m expecting to see my deadname on it,

NOPE.

“Baby [Lastname]” was listed as my name on my birth certificate. When I enquired about it this turned out after birth I was busy having all kinds of life threatening health problems for the first year of my life so naming me was something that was kept on the back burner. Medieval style.

My deadname was never amended because my parents literally never named me, my deadname was just a nickname my eight year-old brother came up with that kind of sticked.

Okay, sure, “but where,” I asked, “did the name ‘Baby’ come from?”

“Oh,” I was told “That’s kind of a placeholder hospitals assign to newborns in this situation.”

So my original name was litterally assigned to me at birth by a doctor.

you were literally assigned baby at birth

bucksboobs:

Oh oh. Third Party Reveal but it’s Ramon, who made good on his promise to visit LA and repair his relationship with his son and grandson, who starts to notice little things around the house that involve Buck (how everything about Chris and Eddie involves Buck), who sees the pictures of Buck all around the house and Buck’s heart hanging on the refrigerator, who tells his son he doesn’t have to hide Buck from him (what Buck is to him) and who says “please, son, introduce me to your husband,” causing Eddie to nearly have an actual heart attack.

leveloneandup:

glennondoyle My entire life has been leading to this mom-ent.

I, along with my beloved co-parent Jennifer Garner, have been named the official The Soccer Moms of Angel City FC.

Angels, your mamas love you. We will not let you down. Find your damn shin guards, honey bunnies.