#cryptid whispers
ahaha what if I just
delete this blog
and make a new one
because I hate all the content I’ve every made here lmaoo
What your favorite Your City Gave me Asthma song says about you (except this is incredibly inaccurate and a joke lmao)
Jubilee line: you probably cry a lot, have had self esteem issues either now or in the past
Saline solution: you have a horrible sleep schedule, probably under sleeping or over sleeping
Since I saw Vienna: you probably want to travel, have/had attachment issues, and regret being mad a specific person
Losing face: you’re sick of giving people the benefit of the doubt and wanna go feral but also don’t want to hurt someone’s feelings
La jolla: you have a hard time asking for help and some days you just want to be anywhere else, you were probably the “replaceable” friend
I’m sorry Boris: you miss someone, whether you’ve met them or not
I just had just a good idea for the syndicate-
TECHNO GET OUT OF PRISON ALREADY I HAVE FANFICTION TO WRITE
It is a terrible day to have a bad memory
We need more of the “humans are space orcs” trope with technoblade in fics