#cryptid whispers

LIVE

ahaha what if I just

delete this blog

and make a new one

because I hate all the content I’ve every made here lmaoo

What your favorite Your City Gave me Asthma song says about you (except this is incredibly inaccurate and a joke lmao)

Jubilee line: you probably cry a lot, have had self esteem issues either now or in the past

Saline solution: you have a horrible sleep schedule, probably under sleeping or over sleeping

Since I saw Vienna: you probably want to travel, have/had attachment issues, and regret being mad a specific person

Losing face: you’re sick of giving people the benefit of the doubt and wanna go feral but also don’t want to hurt someone’s feelings

La jolla: you have a hard time asking for help and some days you just want to be anywhere else, you were probably the “replaceable” friend

I’m sorry Boris: you miss someone, whether you’ve met them or not

local-paranoid-cryptid:

I just had just a good idea for the syndicate-


TECHNO GET OUT OF PRISON ALREADY I HAVE FANFICTION TO WRITE

It is a terrible day to have a bad memory

We need more of the “humans are space orcs” trope with technoblade in fics

loading