#leave me alooooone

local-paranoid-cryptid:

I just had just a good idea for the syndicate-

TECHNO GET OUT OF PRISON ALREADY I HAVE FANFICTION TO WRITE

It is a terrible day to have a bad memory

I accidentally said I didn’t want kids at a family gathering and now they’re all lecturing me, thinking I give a shit if I’ll never experience the “joy of raising children”

THAT’S THE FUCKING POINT, KAREN.

indelible-colouring-markers:

animatedtext:

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@endless-fluffering