#curly-haired-wizard
A Trial And An Escape
Red Queen: I’ll ask the questions!
THE END
Directed by: @askjamessirius
Producers:@egdramaqueen@asklilyluna@askjamessirius
Cast:
Alice:@sleepyandwitchy
The Red Queen: @mymischiefisnevermanaged
Mad Hatter:@marvelousmisterscamander
White Rabbit:@fallingdownamanhole
The Cheshire Cat: @curly-haired-wizard
The Caterpillar: @askpadfootsiriusblack
The White Queen: @tired-lupin
And so the clans came for the gathering. Elinor dresses her daughter in a very restricting but beautiful dress, and they meet the clans in the entrance hall to welcome them. King Fergus steps forward and says, “So, here we are! The four clans! Uh…gathering…uh…for…” He trails off, unsure what to say.
And so each Lord presents his son, boasting of their accomplishments which grow wilder and wilder. Angry at the ridiculousness of their claims, the Clans quickly devolve into an all out brawl, everyone fighting each other.
Fergus groans, stands, and bellows “SHUT IT!” and the room freezes. “Now, that’s all done! You’ve had your go at each other, show a little decorum. But no more fighting!”
The fight breaks out once more, with Fergus joining in.
As the Queen approached the crowd, those in her vicinity, quickly stopped and quivered under her glare, apologizing profusely. She drags each of the Lords and her husband back to the front of the hall by the ears. Fergus says, “Sorry, love. I…I didn’t…”
Fergus understands that he is to shut up quickly, “Yes, dear.”
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And so the games commence, and each suitor approaches his target. First is Young MacGuffin, a burly, quiet lad, who hits the edge of the target.
“Holding up bridges!” Fergus jokes in reply and they both laugh.
Next is Young Macintosh, a scrawny, conceited boy. He just misses the center of his target and dissolves into a tantrum.
The boy flings his bow into the crowd in distress.
“And such lovely flowing locks,” Fergus mocks along with her.
Last is Young Dingwall, a vague, mousy boy who struggles to hold his bow at all, until suddenly he releases the arrow and makes a perfect bullseye. Fergus looks amazed and says, “Well, that’s just grand now, isn’t it? Guess who’s coming to dinner?”
“By the way, hope you don’t mind being called lady Ding…” he trails off when he turns and sees Merida’s seat filled by his dog instead of his daughter.
And she bends furiously, tearing the dresses seams so she can move her arms and back freely. And she releases her first arrow, hitting dead on center.
Merida moves to the second target, aims and shoots center again.
Merida takes another arrow and prepares to shoot the third target.
And Merida releases her final arrow and hits the center of the target, splitting young Dingwall’s arrow in half, clean down the middle.
To be continued…
Directed by: @egdramaqueen
Producers:@egdramaqueen,@asklilyluna,@askjamessirius
Cast:
Merida:@pighmypuff
Elinor:@the-moon-and-stars-my-love
Hamish, Hubert, Harris: @curly-haired-wizard
