#cursed memes
this shits too funny man
Me @ someone who tells good stories
RING RING
RING RING
Hi yes we’ve been trying to reach you to talk about your car’s extended warranty??
[every time I check my inbox and I see this I disassociate from everything. This has been in my inbox for over a year. Thank you Riley. Everybody say “thank you Riley”]
Harry Potter cat Harry Potter cat Harry Potter cat harr-
So after work, my coworker and I walk to the bus stop once we finish closing up for the night. This new modern art has been up by the bus stop for 4 days so far.
It’s quite menacing, really :)
Me trying to catch when the food cooks in the oven:
[AIAPSJ OH MY HOD]
menacing
Big floppa says merry Christmas!!
God I wish someone would hold me like this
I am. Lonely
Sleepy man.
Meet the rat bastards. Stal (bottom) and monster truck (top)
I want to be a rat
On jah fricking date me mofos
@ my current girlfriend
A reminder that jerboa is a thing that exists
I want to be a rat
This is a threat
@ my current girlfriend
Uh oh stinky moment
Yo he be scheduling tons of meetings
Ah yes my favorite flavor
Tumblr is the gay twitter change my mind
Tomate,,,
I’m really disappointed
Saw this and thought, “tumblr will love this one”
Woah did I just post?
Go like it dudes and dudettes