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theinfiknight:

vacuously-true:

ghastmaskzombie:

vacuously-true:

galois-groupie:

vacuously-true:

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.

Bro. That’s. That’s a platonic solid, bro.

does this look platonic to you?

Nah, that shape fucks.

Find me any other website with interactions like these

fuck depression.

itdoes not own you.

alex-xander:

siriuslyremus:

alex-xander:

i saw a tiktok the other day that so accurately described being aroace and having such strong platonic feelings for someone but it’s so overwhelming but i CANT FIND THE FUCKING TIKTOK ANYMORE so please reply with it/where i can find it/what happened to it

it sounds like we’re going through sort of the same thing, not the tiktok but the STRONG as hell platonic feelings for someone as an aroace.

i’m going to rant a bit here just abt what’s going on in my mind lately (i define as aroace) and hopefully it can help me, you reading this, the account i reblogged this from, idk

so there’s this girl

i feel EXTREME aesthetic attraction towards her, she is just so beautiful

nothing sexual, my asexuality is secure, that’s for sure

i rlly like her personality, the way she lights up and smiles and how she’s amazingly talented and smart and so genuinely kind

i tried imagining doing typical romantic things w/ her, it was..okay?

when i see her in person, immediate repulsion to the idea of doing romantic things w/ her (which happens to me, an aro, quite often so i wasn’t surprised)

but i just…i don’t know. i get so nervous & excited & happy when she texts me

i think rlly hard abt what i’m going to say, i just want to like, impress her. i’ve never felt like that before

deep friendships are my favorite thing in the entire world, genuinely ( @mossypebbles@enbeemagical@quinn-queer i love you guys so much )

i really really want to just know her and be emotionally/intellectually in tune w/ her ig

i’m not sure if i want a qpr w/ her, or if i could even get one if i tried but

idk she’s just really sweet and cares abt me and i care abt her and it makes my aro identity feel violated, even though i truly know it’s not romantic

also um hugs

she hugged me abt 2 or 3 months ago and it was so comforting help

anyways

YES THIS!!!!! ABSOLUTELY THIS


like when i picture or think about doing ‘romantic-like’ stuff with them (going on dates, holding hands, etc) it’s totally fine, because my brain just goes ‘yeah, you like this person platonically, they’re really cool’

idk if i actually want/will pursue a QPR with them, but i’m content with not! i like being around them, i feel envious of people who are around them more than i can be, i want to impress them more than other people, and i feeldifferently about them than i feel about other people

but i KNOW they’re platonic feeling - doing anything in a romantic context with them (or anyone really) isn’t for me - but the platonic feeling i have for them is really intense and strong. when they said ‘i love you’ to me after i gave them something, i felt it in my bones. and when i play video games with them, it’s different than when i do it with my other friends.

yeah i’m just glad other people feel that as well :]

THANK YOU DEAR LORD THIS IS EXACTLY IT

ALL I KNOW IS THAT ITS PLATONIC, STRONG AND AH PRETTY AND STRONG GIRL WHOS RLLY COOL AND KIND AND PRETTY AND STRONG AND IS THIS WHAT LOVE FEELS LIKE WELL SHIT

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That was super nice of them.

And now I’m mad that nobody told us we were given cows. Cause that’s really f*cking nice and nobody mentioned it at all.

American media tends to disregard that anyone donates to the US. And then Amurricans complain about money going abroad because “nobody helped the US in our disasters.”

>.>

Also, do you know how much a cow costs? O.O

It isn’t just a matter of how much a cow costs, its a matter of considering that Masai life is based around their cattle. Its their wealth, their food, and a significant part of their religion. Here’s a quote from Wikipedia:

“Traditional Maasai lifestyle centres around their cattle which constitute their primary source of food. The measure of a man’s wealth is in terms of cattle and children. A herd of 50 cattle is respectable, and the more children the better. A man who has plenty of one but not the other is considered to be poor.[37] A Maasai religious belief relates that God gave them all the cattle on earth, leading to the belief that rustling cattle from other tribes is a matter of taking back what is rightfully theirs, a practice that has become much less common.[38]

So its not just “they gave us 14 cows”, its that they gave us something that is very important and significant to them, it is more than just a kind gesture that definitely deserves to be known and its a genuine shame that more people don’t know about it.

Wait, you guys DON’T KNOW that we offer help to the US when you have disasters???????

Shit, down here in Brazil we not only offered to send tracking units and doctors to help in 9/11 but we wanted to send a whole lot of donations to help with Katrina (we have experience with floods down here so we knew what kind of medicine to send to prevent outbreaks). 

We alone had like 2 army airplanes full of medicine and non-perishables like baby formula, diapers, bottled water, mosquito nets and other stuff that’s needed to fight opportunistic diseases that hit flooded areas, enough to assist a good few thousand people at least, ready to go the day after it hit, but your government refused the donations

The same thing happened to the Canadians and Europeans who offered help, the US embassies around the world told us all to give money to Red Cross.

And so we did, we all gave hundreds of millions of dollars to them, and then this happened:

Red Cross scandals tarnish relief efforts

‘Breathtaking’ Waste and Fraud in Hurricane Aid

So please, don’t you go spreading misinformation and prejudice against the rest of the world, WE DID OFFER HELP AND ORGANIZED IT EVEN FASTER THAN BUSH DID, BUT Y’ALL REFUSED IT

Oh wow I had no idea this happened it’s really not talked about in media at all wow this is something good to know about wow

I’m so angry.

I didn’t know that other countries tried to help after 9/11 or Katrina. Like, that’s something we, the people, should hear about and we don’t.

Please don’t blame us for the shitty decisions our government makes. We don’t have as much control over our government as we would like to think and they keep a lot from us.

Spread this shit. 

After Katrina, Cuba donated several hundred blankets. Think about that. A country that is suffering economically due directly to the US embargo offered to help us when we needed it by sending what they could. And once again, it was refused. We have a government that is so self-righteous that we refuse to accept disaster aid in order to maintain this facade that we are the most generous nation on earth.

Okay, Katrina thing.

Only Texans really knows this? and even then it’s not wide spread.
Mexico sent their army.
They sent their army for relief efforts. Didn’t call ahead, they drove all the way to San Antonio with doctors and food and all sorts of supplies.

When people actually got a call from them saying “Hey, we’re sending people up.”
The people who answered said “What? We can’t…”
“Too late, already there.”
This was while the government was turning down help.

So yeah, other countries send relief.

Forest fires up in Washington last year? Firefighters from Australia came up to assist.

Like… we don’t hear about this shit. At all.

I can second the above with the fires. 

Most the time, when people say “oh FEMA or something sent people right?” re: fires, its actually people from other countries showing up and kinda ignoring the government telling them to fuck off and staying on behalf of local departments because we REALLY need them. 

If there’s a huge ass disaster, and the government is sitting there with a thumb up it’s ass, help is offered and most the time– shit, it gets there!
But then the feds do something really fucking dirty.
They insist they were the help, if it’s talked about at all. 

They insist those people putting out fires were federal people, because to most people a fireman’s a fireman. The people handing out water and food, a relief worker is a relief worker. So on and so forth. 

We had people come up when the fires were so bad a while ago– not the Australians, but i think there was like a German group of like 3 guys that flew themselves over? They came out of sheer “this is horrible and we’re helping” and my dad [local fire chief] had them working with our guys and the feds lost no time telling every news outlet that it was THEIR people doing all the fire knockdowns and structure work when these guys were running into buildings and grabbing people, pets, and people’s important documents because they knew papers were a pain in the ass to replace. 

What you gotta understand is that our government is very intent on selling us and the rest of the world [as much as possible] the idea of a powerful and self reliant country. All our reporting on disasters, starts with the scaremongering and then moves to “but our people can handle it because we’re the best at handling things” and then they move on before the idea it’s out of control comes to mind. The average person outside of the disaster has no idea, if they have never been around such an event or met someone who regularly deals with these things, they will kinda probably nod along with that. Because we have no real scope on the scale and impact– by design. Our media intake is very controlled to slant everything to the “eh, we can handle it and everyone else out there– they need our help because they’re not so good at handling disasters like we are.”
People who know better, reading international news, interacting with international social groups, looking outside their sphere of community– we know better but that kinda slant is really hard to break from because of that grip American media has on information.
So, taking that knowledge, we further have restricted reporting on certain disasters because they’re considered unimportant. 
Hurricanes are considered important, earthquakes are only considered important if it wrecks something the government cares about or somewhere a couple million people live that they’ll upset the national money flow/they can throw money at someone to make the news care, floods are only important if it’s in a similar manner to earthquakes but since they occur annually they’re rarely reported on nationally, mudslides that kill people or leave hundreds homeless aren’t important to the government even through they happen constantly, wildfires that consume most of the nation/continent each year generally are unimportant until they consume a town or threaten a government interest/money flow location.
Terrorist attacks are always important because people will talk about them.

So, when we do get help for any of the above, it’s possible that most people may have no idea about what’s happened, let alone that help’s been sent. Or if people know something happened, the details are vague– the news don’t care to give the nitty gritty. You’ll know something happened and people are suffering and “gee, isn’t it good you’re not them” and then now the weather.

So, yeah, basically no one really knows we get help.

International response to Hurricane Katrina:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_response_to_Hurricane_Katrina 

We got HELLA help, but nobody really talks about it

American Media really fails regularly 

Hurricane Sandy, Quebec sends power line crews down to assist in restoring power.  California gets rid of water bombers due to budget cuts, Canada sends theirs down to help fight wild fires. Amazing what living on the border and having outside TV News does to your information flow.

After Katrina, Denmark offered to donate water purification units so people wouldn’t get sick from drinking contaminated water, but the offer was declined.

A private Danish company built a mobile satellite phone booth and drove it around the poor neighbourhoods in Mississippi and Louisiana so people could call their families and insurance companies for free (apparently there was a deadline for reporting damages but people couldn’t call in because their mobile phones were dead and landlines were down).

American propaganda is not a thing of the past, nor is it a new thing. It has been around forever, telling stories of exceptionalism and self-reliance while our government tries its hardest to refuse the help of others and offer its own to them, to try and force other nations onto their back foot and remain aggressively benevolent in international matters, so that it can lord that shit over them in negotiations and the media in general.

I guarantee you America would have a less jingoistic, less xenophobic populace overall if this sort of information were actually reported to us. If we weren’t always fed the lie of helping the world without any gratitude or help in return. If the media didn’t present us as world police and instead as a part of the community, as other countries try hard to include us as, then maybe Americans would actually act like they’re part of a fucking community.

But global citizens are hard to monger fear and distrust and xenophobia and nationalism with. They’re hard to control with propaganda and hate. They’re hard to keep ignorant and docile and saying “this is fine” while the empire burns.

A lot of Americans wonder why our country is seen as a worldwide bully. Shit like that, my friends. Shit like that. Its hubris is seemingly limitless.

C O M M E N T A R Y


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nah bc y’all be getting the reader in some toxic situations in these hcs and then they STILL trust the s/o afterwards. if my s/o yelled at me and threw me to the wall im not gonna say “ik you’ll never do it again bby”.

I AM AIRING THAT BITCH OUT DO YOU HEAR ME???

Watch and Learn

Pairing: cc!Sapnap x gn!Reader (can be seen as platonic)
Tags:fluff, basketball, sapnap gets cocky, reader is done with his shit, pinterest couple type beat, headcanons, 2nd pov
Summary:

Dumb and dumber play basketball, oh boy.

Word Count: 334
Warnings:cursing

hehehe…. hi! i’m back :> this was requested! i haven’t had much time to write bcs of school :( i have a couple works planned out tho so hopefully i could empty my inbox before my break ends

i hope you enjoy this one! took me awhile but i liked writing it

masterlist

  • Sapnap teaching you basketball. That’s kindaaa-
  • One day, you were just scrolling through TikTok, lying down on the floor while Sapnap played Valorant. You saw a clip of Sapnap playing basketball and thought ’damn he’s kinda hot, he should teach me how to play basketball
  • Except you didn’t think it, you said out loud.
  • He was soooo cocky; he was so eager to teach you.
  • One evening, around 8 pm, the two of you went to a nearby basketball court.
  • You knew the basics, like how to dribble, and that you’re supposed to aim at the painted square on the backboard. (i think idk)
  • He taught you the proper position to shoot the ball (elbow directly under the basketball, other hand guiding the side, etc.)
  • He moved your arms so that they were properly aligned, and you’d be lying if you said you didn’t get butterflies when he did so. (soz sapnap is just so )
  • After failing to shoot the first few times, he decided to just demonstrate. He took the ball from you and attempted to teach you by example.
  • Spoiler: he did not in fact teach you by example.

“Sapnap, how am I supposed to learn how to play if you can’t even shoot the basketball yourself?”
“Shut up, I’m still warming up.”
“It’s been 15 minutes.”

  • Lowkey neither of you actually played basketball. Y'all were just messing around and laughing at each other <3 At least you learned more about the damn sport,,, I guess?
  • Passersby may have given you looks as you two acted like idiots on the court, but who cares when you were having fun together?
  • A nice old couple called you guys’ relationship adorable tho :(((
  • He brought you to McDonald’s to get nuggets afterward- a true gentleman
  • You also got ice cream because ice cream after sports >>>>
  • At the end of the day, you were both really tired from running around the court like fucking weirdos, so a nice cuddle session was definitely in order!

literally the whole time while writing this, i was thinking “WHEN IS IT MY TURN??!?!?” HAHAHA,, anyways i hope you enjoyed this! feel free to make a req and happy holidays!

reblogs r sexy pls reblog pls /nf

I did it.

I Dance of Italy’d.

I thought nothing of it.

I went to bed and slept soundly.

Suddenly, I awoke to Ethan’s tonka truck, his mind-blowingly thicc bodonkadonk, his plump deliciassness.

He was ass-phyxiating me.



I may have suffocated and died that night, but it was a fuckin nice way to go.

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