#i died
so today my cousin told me about how her friend(lets call her emily) almost got married to her cousin
so basically a few days before the wedding Emily’s parents flew in for the event and since the couple didn’t have a proper house yet and still lived in this dingy apartment it had been decided that they would stay over at the house of the groom’s parents (the smiths), obviously the smiths had their own relatives over aswell and emily’s parents were to get to meet them at breakfast as their plane had landed at about 3 am, so fast forward to the next day, they woke up got dressed and went downstairs and got to meet the others so when mrs smith went to introduce them to her brother , emily’s mother froze like literally, jaw slack, eyes wide the whole nine
it turned out the first few years of their marriage things werent smooth between emily’s parent and her mom once cheated on her dad with mrs smith’s brother who was also…. yup emily’s biological dad
so instead of the in-love couple finally tying the knot, there was a cancelled wedding and a divorce. also now emily is considering to get therapy for having some wild sex with her cousin
moral of the story is please donot cheat on your partner or your child could end up havingsex with their cousin or even their half sibling(ew)
okay let’s be fond. reblog this with your favorite post/art/fic/poem/etc made by the person you reblogged it from!
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wetter than the ocean actually
The Summer of 1898 ✨
These are two fine young men, i hope nothing bad happens
Did i just attempt at drawing things beyond my abilities? Absolutely
So enjoy this chaos of a piece
expectation:
reality:
Poor José……