#cypher
STOPPPPP IM IN THIS POST AND I DONT LIKE IT
valorant agent tier list by yours truly
writing this fic like: oh god i’m gonna fall into the depressed cypher trope aren’t i
seeing people’s ship rankings based off their opinion of it (like OTP or “meh” stuff) and being absolutely disgusted at what they ship but not saying anything.
*opens my hand, giving you this*
I like to imagine Cypher is really talkative in bed. Telling you how sweet and pretty you look underneath him and constantly whispering sweet nothings to you
YOU CALL ME OUT- nahhh it’s fine everybody knows it i have no shame
i can’t tell whether it’s upsetting or funny that all my horny posts about cypher seem to do so much better than my others
Cypher: Killjoy, you need to sleep more. You practically live in your lab!
Killjoy:
Killjoy: Well this is ironic.
i’m making a valorant oc and i’m going all the fuck out this is both cool and kinda scary cos there’s just so much lmao
watching the fade cinematic trailer and seeing cypher like: Lord have mercy. we must stay focused brothers. we MUST stay focused.
i made a sketch
The handsome…