#brimstone
Am I deaf or Brimstone has a new (is it new? Am I a slowpoke?)voiceline telling Sova to be more careful (or something like that, I don’t remember it exactly)forhe has already lost an eye for them(guess “them” is the Valorant Protocol)?!?
No seriously, did I had some kind of uditive allucination or Riot just gave us a tiny bit of lore about Sova’s eye?
Haaaalp so many questions and I can’t find anything online •_•
BRIMSTONE DATING SIMULATOR SERIES (?)
POV: It’s your wedding anniversary with Brimstone
Valorant Headcanons
- Cypher falls asleep in random places all the time. He doesn’t mean to, it’s a result of like, never sleeping, but he can just be sitting on the couch tinkering away when BAM - asleep. (The other agents usually leave him alone and turn off the lights. Sometimes KJ will put a blanket over him bc god knows he needs some good rest)
- Brimstone tries to use “hip” phrases to relate to the younger agents but fails miserably. Once, he misinterpreted “thicc” and said it about almost everything before the context was VERY WRONG and Phoenix made him stop. (this is totally not based off my dad doing this exact same thing for months, until he called my brother thicc and we made him stop)
- KJ collects coffee cups (based off her lab in the riotxarcane game)
- Phoenix and Yoru have game nights, which usually ends in a LOT of arguing. The other agents place bets on who will start yelling first (it’s usually Phoenix)
- When the other agents are running low on things, Cypher will buy it for them and leave it somewhere. Like a new soldering iron for KJ, new paints for Raze, etc. He never says it’s him, nor accepts any thank you’s but the others can definitely tell.
- Raze’s room is painted wall to wall with art, like how Rapunzel painted the tower.
- Yoru likes to tp onto the roof and just sit up there
- Raze is NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER allowed to cook. She once nearly burned the place down, a job that’s supposed to be their resident fire radiant’s.
- Skye keeps a garden that the other agents sometimes hang out in when they have free time
- The younger agents pestered Brimstone to get a pool installed (purely for exercise purposes ofc). Everyone has been in it at least once, except Omen and Cypher. Cypher maintains that the day he gets in the pool is the day the world ends. (And that if anybody pushes him in, he’ll leak their search history)
- Sage has a black cat named Moon
- Omen knit a sweater for Sage and she wears it when it’s cold
valorant agent tier list by yours truly
i’m making a valorant oc and i’m going all the fuck out this is both cool and kinda scary cos there’s just so much lmao
Brimstone, going over Raze’s resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Raze: Yes
Brimstone: Okay… may I know what you create?
Raze: Problems.
Brimstone: It doesn’t have a tail, so I’m pretty sure it’s a hamster.
Killjoy, close to snapping: Okay, fine. Right click the hamster.
Do I watch Brimstone even though Kit Harington’s American accent is a crime against speech and actually made me physically recoil watching the trailer. Like somehow more than the extremely gendered violence the trailer promised. Thoughts @andi-d?
“How could my captain be so cute……”
(Love this card)
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