#cypher
i usually don’t really care who ppl ship ppl with in fandoms, like if you don’t ship my ship and you ship them with someone else, that’s fine. but i don’t like it when ppl ship clearly non-romantic ships. not the “oh well i think they’re just friends!” kind of thing bc god knows i love me some friends to lovers, but when it’s more of a sibling or parental relationship with someone and ppl ship it :/
*cough cough* cypher x killjoy *cough*
Valorant Headcanons
- Cypher falls asleep in random places all the time. He doesn’t mean to, it’s a result of like, never sleeping, but he can just be sitting on the couch tinkering away when BAM - asleep. (The other agents usually leave him alone and turn off the lights. Sometimes KJ will put a blanket over him bc god knows he needs some good rest)
- Brimstone tries to use “hip” phrases to relate to the younger agents but fails miserably. Once, he misinterpreted “thicc” and said it about almost everything before the context was VERY WRONG and Phoenix made him stop. (this is totally not based off my dad doing this exact same thing for months, until he called my brother thicc and we made him stop)
- KJ collects coffee cups (based off her lab in the riotxarcane game)
- Phoenix and Yoru have game nights, which usually ends in a LOT of arguing. The other agents place bets on who will start yelling first (it’s usually Phoenix)
- When the other agents are running low on things, Cypher will buy it for them and leave it somewhere. Like a new soldering iron for KJ, new paints for Raze, etc. He never says it’s him, nor accepts any thank you’s but the others can definitely tell.
- Raze’s room is painted wall to wall with art, like how Rapunzel painted the tower.
- Yoru likes to tp onto the roof and just sit up there
- Raze is NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER allowed to cook. She once nearly burned the place down, a job that’s supposed to be their resident fire radiant’s.
- Skye keeps a garden that the other agents sometimes hang out in when they have free time
- The younger agents pestered Brimstone to get a pool installed (purely for exercise purposes ofc). Everyone has been in it at least once, except Omen and Cypher. Cypher maintains that the day he gets in the pool is the day the world ends. (And that if anybody pushes him in, he’ll leak their search history)
- Sage has a black cat named Moon
- Omen knit a sweater for Sage and she wears it when it’s cold
so i think we all agree that chamber is a tumblr sexyman
so now i would like to ask you all if cypher is a tumblr sexyman too
yES HE IS
guys i’m ashamed to say that i’m a cypher lover who isn’t a cypher main. i’m a raze main
BUT last night my AssHoLe friend took raze from me oN pUrpOsE and i was forced to play cypher and i actually liked it so watch out guys i’m about to become a menace to society >:>
i am 98% sure a hug from cypher would fix all my problems actually
STOPPPPP IM IN THIS POST AND I DONT LIKE IT
valorant agent tier list by yours truly
writing this fic like: oh god i’m gonna fall into the depressed cypher trope aren’t i
seeing people’s ship rankings based off their opinion of it (like OTP or “meh” stuff) and being absolutely disgusted at what they ship but not saying anything.
*opens my hand, giving you this*
I like to imagine Cypher is really talkative in bed. Telling you how sweet and pretty you look underneath him and constantly whispering sweet nothings to you
YOU CALL ME OUT- nahhh it’s fine everybody knows it i have no shame
i can’t tell whether it’s upsetting or funny that all my horny posts about cypher seem to do so much better than my others
Cypher: Killjoy, you need to sleep more. You practically live in your lab!
Killjoy:
Killjoy: Well this is ironic.
i’m making a valorant oc and i’m going all the fuck out this is both cool and kinda scary cos there’s just so much lmao
watching the fade cinematic trailer and seeing cypher like: Lord have mercy. we must stay focused brothers. we MUST stay focused.
i made a sketch
—Cypher, can you show me around the dark web?
—Oh oh dear, no sweetheart, we must protect you~
Amir El Amari
Sketchy study
here’s my entry for day 1 of twitter’s cypher art week 22!! the prompt involved pets + another agent, and we all know the best kind of pet is one containing hours upon hours of illicit information in video form
huge shoutout to disturbo for the email template!
The handsome…