#dad red hood
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In a bid to get Red Hood to come back to crime-bossing(1)(2), his
formergoons get together and plan a nice surprise for him.The next day: BREAKING NEWS: JOKER CONFIRMED DEAD
They did good. Boss is happy and didn’t even contradict them once when they called him boss. He even shooed Batman and the little stabby Robin away from them.
Dad’s back, even though probably at least 90% of them are older than he is
90% of them Are older than Jason
But that’s 10% that’s Not…
Jason Todd would be and is the best dad
On the contrary, I believe he fully embraces this because “It took Bruce ten years to get 2, and it took me eight months to get 34, so HA”
Okay now I’m just picturing Bruce and his (small) collection of Worlds Greatest Dad mugs in the Batcave and then we head over to Jason’s safe house and he has an entire wall dedicated to his collection of 34+ Worlds Greatest Dadmugs.
@thefoghaslifted no no no you can’t just leave this in the tags
Okay but what if Jason adopts an actual child kid also, and so one day he shows up to the manor with this cute little eight year old, a twenty year old, and someone probably older than Bruce and introduces them all as his kids
@autisticredhood thanks this is my canon now