#roy harper
Dickkory Week Day 5: Crime AU
talon!dick and evilqueen!kory getting up to schemes (schemes being an exiled kory taking over tamaran with dick acting as her body guard/personal assassin)
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and this time i actually double checked before posting so this SHOULD be in the right order, woohoo! only took me two times!
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ugh my babes
UGH MY BABES ;a; ♥
also goofy skype convos translated to doodle-form. roy does work the go-go boots regardless, you go boyo.
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Someone on Tik Tok mentioned how they knew a girl who had a threesome with her bf and his best friend and ended up getting pregnant by the friend.
Now all I can imagine is Roy accidentally impregnating Jason’s darling when he finally decides to share her.
*Jason and Roy get together*
Dick: I told you to try speed dating. Not to try dating Speedy!
Jason:
Roy:
Jason: It’s not my fault you weren’t clear in your directions
Roy: What’s that?
Jason, holding a small child: A smoothie
Roy:
He will hurt you.
Thinking about Jason/Roy and Jason being a dad to Lian…i think he deserves that little bit of normalcy/domestic fluff….
jason: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
roy: no it’s my fault. i shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
roy:*crying*
jason: i’d like to offer you moral support, but i have questionable morals.
jason: roy and i have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-
roy: sentences.
jason: don’t fucking interrupt me.
