#daily report
Good morning Amity Park, I’m your weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today’s Thursday, June 2, and theres a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the low seventies and lows are in the high fifties.
The cheese ghost attacked again yesterday, the target this time was Happy Smiles Dentistry. The ghost was only able to turn about a fourth of the dental supplies into cheese before Inviso-Bill arrived at the dental office screaming angrily about cheese. The exchange was caught on the security cameras, here’s what was said.
“Are you ****ing serious? Cheese! My whole life has turned into cheese! Half of my stuff, cheese! My model rocket, cheese! Everything in the ****ing fridge, cheese! All because of your stupid ****ing obsession with, with, cheese! Now the ****ing dental clinic? Are you serious? Let me guess, next you’ll turn my teeth into, into ****ing cheese! You’re gonna be ****ing lucky if I let you out of the ****ing thermos this ****ing year! I am so ****ing done with cheese!”
After this exchange, Inviso-Bill promptly captured the ghost in his thermos and proceeded to shake it for ten minutes straight at varying levels of intensity.
Happy Smiles Dentistry will be donating all cheese to Souls Harbour Shelter for the Homeless.
The Fentons will likely not be driving today so the roads are safe.
