#amity park
Amity Park is a good place to live - M_Y_L - Danny Phantom [Archive of Our Own]
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Category:Gen
Fandom: Danny Phantom
Summary:
Who cares if they find strange toxic green stains on the streets, what does it matter if they can’t taste the food anymore, they didn’t care before, they don’t care now, after all, it’s just a small price to pay for living in Amity Park.
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Amity Park es un buen lugar para vivir - M_Y_L, M_Y_Lem - Danny Phantom [Archive of Our Own]
Clasificación: Audiencias adolescentes y mayores
Advertencia de archivo: El creador optó por no utilizar las advertencias de archivo
Categoría:Gen
Fandom: Danny Phantom
Resumen:
Y que sí se encuentran extrañas manchas verdes tóxicas en las calles, que más da sí ya no pueden saborear la comida, no les importó antes, no les importa ahora, después de todo, es solo un pequeño precio a pagar por vivir en Amity Park.
Au where everything is the same except Danny works at Starbucks
Customer hits him w the classic “I wanted that iced” he looks them dead in their shit and just freezes the cup and hands it back because he doesn’t have time for this bullshit
Ghost attacks while he’s at work and he just jumps out the fucking drive thru window
Manager is too scared of him to fire him for literally anything
Thanks have a nice night y'all
Sometimes, the mayor would call Phantom a menace, trip him down pretending it was an accident, and try to get him in trouble for the smallest things.
Other times, he would shoo away reporters that made him uncomfortable, check up on him after fights, and hands him money telling him to ‘go eat something you look pale’.
People couldn’t figure him out.
In canon, Danny and Vlad were never that secretive about their hate for it each other, at least not when Danny is Phantom
So imagine the people just watching their Mayor and their hero starting fights over nothing and just getting used to the same old crap
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Tourist: Didn’t think I’d see two people arguing so hard over random crap
Citizen: You mean Phantom and Masters? Yeah don’t worry about it, they’ve got history
Tourist: Like what?
Citizen: No idea
Tourist:
Citizen: We get used to it
Tourist:
Citizen: Same old shit everyday
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Vlad, watching Phantom getting thrown across the street: That looks like it hurt, at least I hope it did
Phantom: I will gladly do the same to you if given half a chance!
Vlad: Why wait?
Citizen: Sir don’t challenge him-
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Citizen A: What are they arguing over now?
Citizen B: Masters told Phantom to get a hair cut
Citizen A: Right. And?
Citizen B: And?
Citizen A: …Sorry I asked
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Student 1: Did- Did the Mayor just make a “your mom” joke?
Student 2: Dude… I don’t think it’s a joke…
Phantom: GET BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF-
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Police Officer: You punched him in the face?
Phantom: Yep
Police Officer: Why?
Phantom: Because he’s an asshole
Police Officer: Yeah no shit, kid
Police Officer: And why are you smiling?
Phantom: It was the most satisfying thing I’ve ever done
There are stories about Danny calling his parents Mom and Dad as Phantom, even stories about people mistaking him saying “Vlad” for “Dad”
But what about Phantom calling Plasmius Uncle?
If he accidentally called Jack Dad before, then called Plasmius Uncle, Amity Park would be more concerned that ever with Phantom’s family situation
Calling the guy hunting you Dad? That’s weird
ALSO calling your arch enemy Uncle? Nope, that’s too far
Phantom was asleep in the park.
It felt like a joke, or perhaps a prank, but the famous ghost boy was in fact curled up on a tree branch, sleeping peacefully. More peacefully than they had ever seen him.
It never occurred to them just how tense the boy always was, wether he was fighting a ghost or playing with children, he was never a hundred percent relaxed. He always tried to hide it, they realized, but seeing him now, sleeping without a care in the world, made them see it.
“Should we wake him up?” A man asked, turning to the other people in the park.
“I don’t know, I don’t think he intended to fall asleep here.” A woman answered, trying to keep her child from running to the ghost to play with him.
She had a point, Phantom rarely showed weaknesses in public, whether he was injured or exhausted, he kept it to himself. Not that they couldn’t see past it, he was a bad liar sometimes.
“Oh, let the lad sleep.” An old woman scolded them, “He’s been up all night making sure we slept peacefully, about time he gets some rest.”
They exchanged looks and decided that she was right.
“Sweet dreams, Phantom.”
“I can’t be half-dead,… I have homework,”
-Danny Fenton
Good morning Amity Park, I’m your weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today’s Thursday, June 2, and theres a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the low seventies and lows are in the high fifties.
The cheese ghost attacked again yesterday, the target this time was Happy Smiles Dentistry. The ghost was only able to turn about a fourth of the dental supplies into cheese before Inviso-Bill arrived at the dental office screaming angrily about cheese. The exchange was caught on the security cameras, here’s what was said.
“Are you ****ing serious? Cheese! My whole life has turned into cheese! Half of my stuff, cheese! My model rocket, cheese! Everything in the ****ing fridge, cheese! All because of your stupid ****ing obsession with, with, cheese! Now the ****ing dental clinic? Are you serious? Let me guess, next you’ll turn my teeth into, into ****ing cheese! You’re gonna be ****ing lucky if I let you out of the ****ing thermos this ****ing year! I am so ****ing done with cheese!”
After this exchange, Inviso-Bill promptly captured the ghost in his thermos and proceeded to shake it for ten minutes straight at varying levels of intensity.
Happy Smiles Dentistry will be donating all cheese to Souls Harbour Shelter for the Homeless.
The Fentons will likely not be driving today so the roads are safe.
