#damilee

“All I wanted were some quesadillas. I was hungry.”

Totally legitimate excuse to miss a lecture. Right? Right guys? Anyone?

“My roommate is so weird. He’s named all the food in the fridge after himself. He’s lucky he’s got a pal like me to help him eat his stuff.”

Worst. Person. Ever.

DJ Dawg!

“This is like, the third time I’ve stepped foot on this campus. I really only show up for exams. By the way, do you know where Center Hall is? I’m supposed to take my midterm today.”

Hack the Header!