#roommates

See I am husband and this is my value.. but i love this feeling.. l love you my wife.. if your bull need anything else just call me i am sleeping on roadside near to this hotel only..

So I live in a co-op with eight other people, most of the rooms are singles and I’m one of the few that shares a double with another person for lower rent.

I hate my roommate so fucking much. Generally for normal asshole roommate etiquette like eating- INSIDE OUR ROOM WHILE WE HAVE A WHOLE ASS DINNING ROOM AND KITCHEN DOWNSTAIRS- at 3 fucking a.m. on a weekday aka classes in the fucking morning. During finals week. Admittedly I am a noncommunicative person and did not tell him to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out and that’s on me, I’ll do better next time.

But no this venting session is actually about how he has gone to ALL of the parties that he had reasonable access to the entirety of last semester. Pretty sure he’s been throwing himself into very close mouth to mouth encounters with near strangers. He caught a non-covid cough and passed it on to me. It was a horrible plague that put me out of commission for two weeks. He does not cover his mouth when he coughs either, so gross. At least I hacked my lungs into my blankets. Dude is a regular fucking idiot.

So anyways he tested positive for covid today. Yaaaaaayyyy I am not surprised. Great start to the new year! Let’s hear it for 2022!

Upside to this: I’m still home on winter vacation AND my university has made the wise choice of having the first three weeks be online. So I’m just going to stay where I am and not deal with any of that shit. Can’t fuck me over this time, dickhead!

Downsides to this: As I said, he doesn’t cover his mouth when he coughs. Imagine a very proud goose honking to the sky, that’s him. I’m going to have to wash EVERYTHING on my side of the room when I get back as well as badger him to wash his own crap after a ten day quarantine. Also I’m going to miss a week of work (at university) cuz I won’t be in town.

Emma and Trav on Fig.