Quantities will be limited and I will mark items ‘sold out’ when they hit that limit.
Snow Covered features one of two snowy whites that gradate loosely into one of ten colors.
On the left is the “Sparkle” snow - this looks a bit like fresh snow with the sun shining on it. Nice and sparkly. On the right is the “Shimmer” snow, a much finer pearl white that doesn’t have the larger sparkly bits
And these are the secondary colors. Couple factors kept me from giving them all appropriate names, after all what the hell is “snow covered pink,” even? We’ll blame the meds.
The sale will end when I wake up on Tuesday on any models that haven’t hit the limit, and after a brief few days will be available again at their regular price.
Snow Covered’s overall effects will vary from one model to the next - examples are in each listing - and colors are not pre-mixed so may also vary a bit. I will do my best to keep consistency.
If nothing here catches your eye just yet, have a look at my Etsy where stock will still be discounted through this Cyber Monday.
I wanted to take the opportunity getting my very first damnaverage toys has given me to take a few comparison pictures I’ve never seen - dildo versus penis. At least for me, as a newcomer to dildos, I find it very difficult to translate cans or rulers to scale, but I’m pretty comfortable around dicks. Thus, your average (poorly cast) Joe from a clone-a-willy kit versus damnaverage’s lumpy fucker!
As you can see, the tip is much thinner than a “typical” dick, making insertion a lot smoother. The way the head is constructed gives it a nice “pop,” though, so you know when this fucker goes in or out of you. The taper gives you a really nice stretching feeling, despite it not being a huge toy, and the big ol’ lump in the middle helps me lock in on my g-spot. Additionally, the way this toy is tapered is great for my new VCH, which is still healing and really sensitive, as it doesn’t manhandle your clit unless you take it to the bottom and grind on that perfect little nub (which I… might have, briefly).
Sorry for quality of pictures - I didn’t do the toy justice! It’s sexy as hell.
Jumping on the bandwagon of photographing the sheer quality of marbling offered by Damn Average! Pictured here are some detail shots of my beautiful boys, all of which you folks will have seen before.
I have had these toys quite a while now, and Sheep’s skills have only improved in terms of execution. If you’re looking for crisp, tight marbles in a vast array of delicious colour tones, then look no further.
Ranging from “simple” two tone marbles to unique, multi-tone transitional marbles, Sheep’s creations are all unique and guaranteed to blow your mind. Only when you have one of these toys in hand do you fully appreciate the work that goes in to each piece.
So, Interested? Then ewe’re in luck! Sheep is currently hosting Marbled March, a yearly opportunity to order a custom toy in this wonderful style for no extra charge. You choose one colour, and Sheep chooses a secondary, complimentary colour. Simple as! Slots will open throughout the month, along with ready made in-stock drops too. For any queries and inquiries shoot Sheep a message.
The OH and I were debating which was pankest.. This photo is a pretty dishonest representation because the Ministang (From Damn Average) is the truest pank, where as the werehorse is more pank. He thought the cockatrice was the Pank master, but I just had to prove him wrong.
