#damon albarn
Someone is under his piano again?
That’s a pretty sexy face … and LOOK AT THAT HAIRY CHEST
The boy is always hot as fuck (even with that hat and even if he looks pregnant)
Orgasmic face
Sorry for being inactive lately
A very important gift from my dear friend @emiliadarklady
L I P S
Us, looking at Damon
Happy 51th Birthday to Damon Albarn and all his multiple identities ❤️
(But especially to ANAL Mad Born and to Ban Damn ORAL )
That neck’s vein is SO FUCKING SEXY. HELP.
What a cute little boy
What a great bulge
That’s a great article…
Do you agree?
Naughty
Blur being bored by Damon always doing porn faces in their photoshoots
Our crazy and naughty Valentine
When he pulls up his pants in front of the camera… It looks heavy
new year new playlistsss
stupid idiot girl: sappy songs for sappy times
venus as a boy: his wicked sense of humor suggests exciting sex
our love is god let’s go get slushies: fuck me gently with a chainsaw amirite
hated bc of gr8 qualities: ego death but also ego resuscitation¿
heels over head: cue school scene from donnie darko
chemical: enemies to lovers type shit
question, are specific concept descriptions preferred or whatever I did here^ (for future reference)
Damon Albarn thinks he may have accidentally eaten dog and monkey while on tour
Damon Albarn thinks he may have eaten dog and monkey while on tour
Don’t feel bad Damon! The same thing happened to my Dad while he was in Vietnam. He was in the Air Force - Strategic, Arms and Munitions (no longer exists). He was stationed at Utapao and was in charge of loading/unloading ammunition and bombs, assembling and diffusing bombs, and moving Agent Orange.
Everyone was told NOT to eat it drink off base, but my Dad and a few of his buddies went out and found a little restaurant selling fried rice and burgers. They had the burgers and loved them! They all got sick and had to go see the doctor. It turned out they had eaten dog burgers and had gotten parasites. Two of them were so sick that they had to be sent home.
Doctor: You ate off base, didn’t you?
Dad: Yeah…
Doctor: What did you eat?
Dad: A hamburger from this little restaurant in [can’t remember name of place]
Doctor: Yeah, so…you ate dog.
Dad: Oh…
Doctor: *awkward silence* So…?
Dad: It was a little stringy, but it was the best burger I ever tasted!
