#damsels in distress
Landmark
The snooping sisters discovered the hard way that Smugglers’ Woods was wasn’t just an attempt at local color…
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DEBORAH DAHL STILL AT LARGE
A $20,000 reward is being offered for information leading to the capture and arrest of notorious armed robber and kidnapper dubbed “The Pint-sized Terror” Deborah Dahl. At four feet 3 inches, the 24-year-old Dahl’s M.O. consists of earning her victim’s confidence and trust by masquerading as a young girl before presenting a handgun and robbing a household of anything of value. She’s known to target single women, single mothers, and older teen girls (typically the victim has been tricked into tutoring or babysitting the criminal at their home).
Dahl is listed as being armed and extremely dangerous.
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“Our latest scam has been these ‘sex toy parties’. Get a bunch of bored housewives together, get them good n’ drunk and giggly looking at lingerie and dildos and even some BDSM gear and before they know it, everyone’s all trussed up and gagged on the floor. Then you rob them of every scrap of cash and jewelry they’ve got on them, and if they have cash cards- well, you threaten to show off the pictures you’ve taken of them in that kind of compromising position, you can bet they cough up those PIN numbers but QUICK.”
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Live Bait
The masked gunmen drew their weapons and arranged themselves at the first sound at the front door.
“Feel free to grunt and struggle as much as you please. A worm works best when it’s wriggling on a hook.” the leader said, taking careful aim.
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The Uber Scam
Can you imagine ? People paying total strangers to give them rides? We had to get in on this. Paid some 14 year old computer genius to hack their network so we could skim clients in ritzy neighborhoods, and we took them for the ride of their lives ! After we relieved them of all that pesky jewelry, cash, the cellphones and emptied their checking accounts at a series of ATMS (never the same one twice, mind you) we dump them off in the worst part of another city all trussed up like piggies, and let things sort themselves out naturally.
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Signs of Distress
Hiding in the dark foliage, Carrie and Sara watched the resort security quickly loading wooden crates on the back of a truck. A twig snapped behind them and they turned to face a loaded handgun.
“Snooping brats! The signs clearly said NO TRESPASSING–EMPLOYEES ONLY. Can’t you READ?!
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