#dazai x chuuya
Have an old Soukoku sketch because why not.
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Chuuya: Adding lmao at the end of your sentences doesn’t hide your pain
Dazai: What do you mean? Of course it does, lmao
Dazai: You look nice. I want to kiss you
Chuuya: What?
Dazai: I- I said if you died I wouldn’t miss you!!-
Chuuya: you look pretty
Dazai: what?
Chuuya: i sAID YOU LOOK SHITTY, GOODNIGHT DAZAI
Dazai: trust fall.
Chuuya, scoffing from across the room: i’m not gonna catch you
Dazai: trust.fall.
Chuuya: i said no-
Dazai: i’m falling!!!
Chuuya: FUCKJFJFKFKDK *dives over the couch to catch Dazai*
Chuuya: *walks into the kitchen* Is something burning?
Dazai: *leaning against the counter seductively* Just my desire for you.
Chuuya: Dazai the toaster is on fire-
Chuuya: I hate to see you like this.
Dazai: like what?
Chuuya: in person
