#dazai x chuuya
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chuuya: you never say anything romantic to me
dazai:i literally JUST called you the rootinest tootinest cowboy the world has ever seen
Chuuya: You look dead
Dazai: What do you mean I look gay?
Chuuya: Wha- I said dead-
Dazai: Dead, gay, same thing. I’m both
Dazai: I love you
Chuuya: That’s gay
Dazai: We’ve been dating-
Atsushi: You know I love flying
Akugatawa:W-what?
Atsushi: Flying into your arms
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Dazai: You know I love flying
Chuuya: The fuck makes you think you can fly?
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Most of Dazai’s best moments/turning points were during the sunset:
“The Armed Detective Agency will oversee during the twilight.” (Season 3, episode 11)
1. When he found Atsushi
2. When he first completed a mission with a partner
3. When he considered Atsushi’s idea to team up with the Port Mafia (meaning he’d face his past)
4. When his best friend Oda, died in his arms (and he decided to save lives and be on the good side)
- maybe he has a thing for the bright red orange hue (?)
oooops…
Dazai: Let’s do ‘get help’.
Chuuya:No.
Dazai: C’mon, you love it.
Chuuya: I hate it. It’s humiliating!
Dazai: We’re doing it.
Chuuya: We are NOT doing ‘get help’.
*5 min later*
Dazai, carrying Chuuya:Get help! My friend is dying! Help him!
*flings Chuuya at the enemy*
Chuuya:*chokes on his food*
Kouyou: Drink up Chuuya-kun
Dazai: Don’t let her tell you what to do
Kouyou: Excuse me?
*Kouyou and Dazai starts arguing*
Chuuya, smacking his chest:So who’s gonna give me a heimlich maneuver
Chuuya, jokingly: How’s the cutest traitor doing today?
Dazai, without looking up: I don’t know how are you?
Chuuya:
Chuuya:Wh—
Dazai, snapping his head up:Join the agency Chuuya
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Dazai: Have my plans ever been wrong?
Chuuya, mimicking in a high pitched voice: Have my plans ever been wrong?
Dazai:
Chuuya:
Chuuya:*Traps a wasp under a cup*
Dazai:*Walks over and places two more cups*
Chuuya: Please no-
Dazai:*Starts shuffling the cups*
Waiter: Sorry sir, your card has been declined
Dazai: Just try again?
Waiter: I’ve already tried 3 times…
Chuuya: It’s fine, i’ll take care of it
Chuuya:*grabs the waiter by the collar*
Chuuya: He said TRY AGAIN
Dazai: I’m going to write a book
Chuuya: Cool, what’s it gonna be about?
Dazai: How to be cute: a guide by Osamu Dazai.
- Be Osamu Dazai
Chuuya: We’re done.
Dazai:K.
Chuuya: Don’t use K on me.
Dazai:Oay.
Chuuya: You look nice, I want to kiss you
Dazai: What?
Chuuya, panicking: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU!
Dazai: We can go to the cinema if i’m allowed.
Chuuya: If you’re allowed?
Dazai: You’re not usually allowed to bring snacks into the cinema-
Dazai: I may not have been completely honest about that…
Chuuya: You? Less than truthful? I’m shocked, Dazai. Shocked and horrified.
Dazai, stroking Chuuya’s hair: You’re so cute.
Chuuya, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you.
Dazai, lovingly: I know.
