A patron tried to Sherlock me when I handed him a call number. He was like “Ahh I can tell you have scientific training” and I was like “What” and he was like “You cross your sevens! They train you to do that in the sciences” and I said “Okay.”
Correcting him would have extended the conversation and we had already exceeded the Maximum Allotted Time for that
My scientific training was that one day I saw the number seven and thought to myself “Someone needs to teach this fucker a lesson” and I cut it in half and I’ve been doing that ever since. My training is in the art of the blade
Submit deeper ! Being the Beta bitch to Alpha Females is your new lifestyle! Sexual submission is your only option! Convince your male friends to submit to their wives and girlfriends too!
It’s so sad but funny at the same time how many people have already asked me “is ofmd actually gay or just queerbait?”. We’re really so damn used to getting queerbaited that the thought of something being genuinely gay is unbelievable.
Funny how almost nobody cares about situation in Belarus except for Eastern Europeans.
EU is so quick to react always when it’s totally useless and uncalled for, but when real shit is happening they literally pretend to be deaf and blind.
Nobody has ever cared for Eastern Europe except for Eastern Europeans.
Going to write the lesbian vampire novel of my dreams and nobody can stop me
THE PLOT IS THIS and keep in mind that I am drunk. It takes place in a world where the only thing that can kill a vampire is another vampire and instead of biting, vampirism is spread through sex (because I am Bisexual™️ and Horny™️). So the main character is a gay girl searching for a vampire to turn her so she can get revenge on the male vampire who kidnapped and tortured her and fed off her blood for months
After several glasses of wine I have thrown together a concept sketch of my library lesbian protagonist
What is her name
Follow my other blog for the parts of my personality that do not involve horny :)
I’m actually living for this idea OP, please tell us more!
