#death and taxes
okay but some fish really went ‘might fuck around go on land i guess’ and now i have to pay taxes so
The novelty Halloween socks stay on during sex.
Thanks@martsonmars,@urban-sith,@johnwgrey&@artsyunderstudy for the tags.
I accidentally posted my CORB prologue last night (OOPS) while trying to draft the first four chapters. So if you see it on AO3 IT’S NOT REALLY THERE! THAT IS AN ILLUSION *elaborate distracting hand-waves*
But yeah I’ll probably post those chapters sometime today.
While you’re waiting, please enjoy these two short snippets from chapters 5 and 6:
Simon POV
“Stop perceiving me,” I plead, curling under my console, the closest thing I have to a small, dark space. (In the Commune, I used to hide under my bed when I felt like this.)
“That bad?” Beni squats down so she’s within my line of sight.
I turn my head towards the metal backing. “What did I justsay?”
She blows a raspberry. “Since when do I care about your bizarre coping mechanisms?”
(At training, she’d pull me out by my feet when I would try hiding under my bunk.)
Baz POV
“Basilton Grimm-Pitch,” a pale blond greets me. He’s smoother than silk when he steps around the bar to wrap me in a hug. “As I live and live.”
“And live, and live,” I reply, hugging him back. “Hello, Braden. You’re looking well.”
He laughs. “I look exactly the same.”
“That’s the joke.” I pat him on the back. “Where’s your boss?”
Braden rolls his eyes. “Not my boss, and he’s up in his penthouse doing his taxes.”
“Death and taxes, huh?”
“Well,” Braden steps back behind the bar and pours me a pint of blood, “one of them had to stick.”
Tagging & saying hi to @sillyunicorn@you-remind-me-of-the-babe@fatalfangirl@whatevertheweather@stardustasincocaine@captain-aralias@forabeatofadrum@aristocratic-otter@moodandmist@jbrrring@excalisbury@otherpeoplesheartachept-2@confused-bi-queer@palimpsessed@tea-brigade@cutestkilla@creepyspice@ivelovedhimthroughworse@bookish-bogwitch@mrskrementz@bazzybelle@gekkoinapeartree@dragoneggo@letraspal@im-gettingby@orange-peony@annabellelux
lyric comic collab with @sealbatross for Death and Taxes! this was a lot of fun to make and the idea was bonking around my head for a while. sam’s panels still blow my mind !! enjoy!
Atro zine content 3.5/3 aka context (at last)
Transcript
Name: Atro Punkim
Age: 2300~
Position: Death Spawn
Atro is quick to hug and the first to assume the best of everyone. She was a reaper for the Blade of Grass sub-department with her two sisters. However, after centuries of the same monotony her siblings were both driven to insanity and disappeared one way or another, leaving Atro to wonder if his efforts to entertain (as the littlest sister) just wasn’t enough. Still, he wandered in search of them, leading him to the human department - coveted as having the most morally ambiguous, and intellectually intriguing work. Atro disguises himself as a human department grim, in hopes of finding her sisters there, and for them to have found happiness.
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… plus unnecessary details but take ‘em LMAO
Atro Punkim
Title(s):pumpkin, Atropos, lil’ sister
Status:Death Spawn
True Age: At least 200 years time is an illusion
Functional Age: 23 (pumpkin years)
HP House:Hufflepuff
MBTI:ENFP-T
Star Sign:Libra
Pronouns: he/she
Gender:Nonbinary/Genderfluid
Sexuality:Plantsexual
Four Temperments:Sanguine
DND Alignment: Neutral Good
credit to @sgtfartist for this nice form to fill out ✨
atro zine content 3/3
this place was supposed to be paradise, a refuge, where things could just be enough… it was supposed to bedifferent.
atro zine content 2/3
atro content for the zine 1/3
lyric comic collab with @sealbatross for Death and Taxes! this was a lot of fun to make and the idea was bonking around my head for a while. sam’s panels still blow my mind !! enjoy!
lovin tads texture overlay, spicy. this was really fun to do :>
lyric comic collab with @sealbatross for Death and Taxes! this was a lot of fun to make and the idea was bonking around my head for a while. sam’s panels still blow my mind !! enjoy!