season 1 defunctland: today we are resurrecting Mickey’s Dick Smasher. This was a roller coaster that smashed your dick, and Michael Eisner was behind it. It had some serious problems, but was a cult classic before it was canned.
season 3 defunctland episode on the same ride: it was the twelfth year of the cambrian explosion, and the offspring of two shrimp was about to be born with the earth’s first external reproductive organ
season 1 defunctland: today we are resurrecting Mickey’s Dick Smasher. This was a roller coaster that smashed your dick, and Michael Eisner was behind it. It had some serious problems, but was a cult classic before it was canned.
season 3 defunctland episode on the same ride: it was the twelfth year of the cambrian explosion, and the offspring of two shrimp was about to be born with the earth’s first external reproductive organ
born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
the defunctland fastpass video is approaching 10,000,000 views. how
like how did kevin defunctland accidentally stumble upon some kind of unknown innate human desire to spend the better part of 2 hours watching a feature-length examination of…waiting in line
born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
defunctland videos: you’ll never guess who was responsible for this insane, batshit bizarre thing at Disney that got made in the late 80’s to early 90’s and everyone hated
born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
