#me as hell
was talking to my friend and I said “wow you have really long fingers” and then I realised that sounded like I was coming onto him so I added “like ET” to desexualise the moment
Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later
How dare you -
a friend *stabs me in the kidney and empties my bank account*
me: I can’t believe you would do this! I thought you cared about me!
me a few days later: I apologize for shouting at you and I think I definitely need to recognize the part I played in this situation cos it’s not all on you. Anyways I think we can work past this.
Every time you open Photoshop at midnight and say I’m going to make a quick gifset, that’s the devil talking
“I wanna do this with you “ a love language
Mass Effect? haha yeah I’ve heard of it. I definitely like those games a totally normal amount :)
getting sad at night for no reason is my best talent
feelings r like boogie boards. u can try and push em down under the surface but they will always and very instantly come right back up and slam u in the face. i think aristotle said that
tired of the “sorry you like men lol” mindset. do not feel sorry for me. i don’t feel sorry for myself. i’m having the time of my fucking life rn
“that’s just a guy” and i like guys. i enjoy them. the more Guy the better
born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
I love this picture of snoopy, he looks so snug and warm
look potc5 is objectively a very bad movie however there are very few lines of prose in this world that make me go as buckwild fucking feral as “who am i to you? / treasure” followed closely by “i’m a captain / i know which stars to follow home”
born in the wrong generation but only because i was born to be a video store clerk
i love spoilers. will literally read the entire wiki page idgaf